Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I find myself speculating on whether it would be possible to deep-fry Greggg's glasses in a light tempura batter.

yes it is possible but be careful not to detach the glasses from the meaty head.

That is seriously enraging, fourq

There's a lack to the celery-ack

@Pebbledashery

Can we stick Gregg in the deep fat fryer and tempura him and serve him with aioli?

Waste of aoili.

Can we use SmartPrice Tomato Ketchup instead?

@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow haha I was just thinking about his teeth and was seeing if someone else would mention it.. Now you have.. I can go... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That "dessert" looks atrocious.

That pud looks like a crime scene.

Otis goner.

Not being able to taste the matcha would be a bonus for me. But it looks like a toddler made it.

Looks like Bart will have a job for another week then- he hasn't disgraced his masters yet.

Deconstructed sponge cake??? How about completely destroyed and disastrous sponge cake.

Bart and Carla.

What did I miss with Bart's teeth ?

Awww, you're not allowed to be mean about Dutch people's teeth. We can't help it!

My poor brother has Dutch teeth in a British mouth. The dentists were fascinated. He had to have lots extracted.

Bart & Carla through. Sad about Reece.

Carla through

Otis looks as though he would like to stab Greggg in the throat.

I like him.

@jay55

Not being able to taste the matcha would be a bonus for me. But it looks like a toddler made it.

It’s soap innit? Oh put them both through. Go on. Playing with great flavours a fucking gain.

Carla has lovely glowy skin

Ah I'm glad they made that decision

Phew

What’s the big deal with quarter finals? It’s only the second round really, sorting the wheat from the chaff etc.

Ho hum. See you tomorrow

See you tomorrow.

Yay another lady tomorrow. A bunch of younguns it looks like.

Thanks everyone. See you on Thursday.

Yeah for Carla!