Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Where The nasturtium leaves tonight. Will they pop up at the end

@Pebbledashery

I'll scream if I see any maggots tonight

Well, there is one wearing glasses...

Did they get a bonus truckload of mussels and bacon

The masterchef man who has opened a restaurant here has posted the full menu today, and there is charcoal grilled lettuce on the menu. Nothing done 3/4/5 ways though.

They'd probably have to emigrate Pebbledash - the shame would be too great - they'd have to go off to the colonies or summat for at least 30 years.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

The aioli isn't thick enough, but Gregggg is there to redress the balance

Cackling.

I want Reece/Rees to go through. He thinks it through and seems lovely. I'm not really engaging with the others.

Omg you just made me laugh out loud

@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow he isn't a maggot, he is a gigantic dog poop

Octo....pooose????

Truckload of hake too.

Also- did Bart call Gregggg "Sir"? I may have misheard, but if I didn't, he deserves to burn in the very deepest circle of Hell.

I'm rooting for Rees and Carla

Don't make that face Gregggg - your missus might have to put up with it, but we normal women don't want to have to have it inflicted on us.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Also- did Bart call Gregggg "Sir"? I may have misheard, but if I didn't, he deserves to burn in the very deepest circle of Hell.

He called Marcus "Sir" when he came back into the room. I think that's OK.

Carla is a bit over earnest with the foraging

@SchadenfreudePersonified he clearly doesn't know he's just a barrow boy that got lucky in life. If he was one of the critics sat at the table I would "accidentally" drop a plate of hot food on his lap, 😂

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Also- did Bart call Gregggg "Sir"? I may have misheard, but if I didn't, he deserves to burn in the very deepest circle of Hell.

He called Marcus Sir as well.

What the actual F is that in Bart's frying pan??

Oh, it's a duck. As you were. For a moment it looked like a clumsily-severed head.

@jay55

The masterchef man who has opened a restaurant here has posted the full menu today, and there is charcoal grilled lettuce on the menu. Nothing done 3/4/5 ways though.

there is charcoal grilled lettuce on the menu

Is it deconstructed lettuce though?

OCTOPUS?!

Halsall I thought the same, can't believe it's duck thought it was half a pigs head.

The Dutch like fennel.

@Halsall

What the actual F is that in Bart's frying pan??

Balloon with legs I think. 🤢

He called Marcus "Sir" when he came back into the room. I think that's OK

Thank Christ for that!