Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Cocky chef appears to hve cremated the hake

Halsall 😂😂

@jay55

The masterchef man who has opened a restaurant here has posted the full menu today, and there is charcoal grilled lettuce on the menu. Nothing done 3/4/5 ways though.

Any mention of nasturtium leaves? I really don’t understand grilled lettuce. I have tried it, and it tasted very unpleasant, just like grilled lettuce...........

Carla went up in my opinion when she said she didn’t want to be weird. And pulled this face.😕

Split sauce alert!

A little bit on the Dark Side, just like me. Darth Hake.

I'm glad they eat off separate plates now.. Imagine sharing a plate with Gregg 🤢

Howevvvvvver. Oh fuck off greg

Monica "I like the bits I don't hate"

Some of the sauces I've made in the past have been split.

With its own self

May have overdone it with the wobble there

I'm sorry it hasn't gone that well for Rees/Rhys/Reece

Chocolate soup. I'd not be too upset with it.
And Gregg is upset so bonus.

clumsily severed head

That's what I thought as well - I thought it was a pig's head and said so to Mr Schaden who actually perked up.

We don't have pig's head often enough* in this house - it is a taste from his childhood.

*ever.

Carla looks as frazzled as that bacon.

Why do so many sauces for fish look like cat vomit?

Yeah sauces thebits inside just hate each other and split off the pigs

That whole dish looks like vomit

That dessert looks nice.

I'm warming to carla

Oh I'm so glad Carla is doing okay

Her pud was nice

A good pud can always win me over.

Oooh - not looking too good for him - and I want him to get through. I like him and the wumman.

I loathe Greggggg.

LOATHE HIM!

Grr sorry I am late. Sainsburys didn't turn up. Said they couldn't park as double yellow lines and red traffic lights. Not in my road and there was a massive space on the other side of the road from me. I am furious.

3 bloody weeks I have been holding that slot.

Let me punch Greggggg to make me feel better.