Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

I would definitely eat all of that dessert.

Did Bart get his desert on a plate in time?

Pleased for Carla. I think the only strike against her is the foraging.

OK rant over. Who do we fancy?

@fourquenelles oh that's so annoying. Gregg smells of garlic tonight so not sure you'd want to go near him 😂

Fourq that sounds like an absolute horror of frustration. The bastards.

Blimey - she must have her own secret door to Kew Gardens!

Mind - she's lucky she's one 16, otherwise Gregggg would be after her for his next wife listening t him slavering on there.

No one to fancy. My sad single face

Arrggghh Fourq I feel your pain

@SchadenfreudePersonified looks like Bart isn't getting the sack just yet.

I like Carla, it must be really hard for her to come in with all these thrusting young male chefs and be conscious of her sex, lack of training, and, let's face it, age.

Hell, she hasn't even got an arm tattoo

The pud lovely

I find myself speculating on whether it would be possible to deep-fry Greggg's glasses in a light tempura batter.

It's Carla and Bart for the win........

Bart is through. Maybe him and Carla

Anyone noticed how often Greggg says "You're playing with some big flavours here"?

How bloody irritating four.

Am pleased the Dutchie did well too.

Can we stick Gregg in the deep fat fryer and tempura him and serve him with aioli?

Hell, she hasn't even got an arm tattoo

Pfft!

Amateur!

Schaden you remember that episode of spooks?....

Schaden throw him in hard if you do, I hear of you do that they stick to the bottom

Sad for Rees/Reece/Rhys

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I find myself speculating on whether it would be possible to deep-fry Greggg's glasses in a light tempura batter.

Deep frying his whole head would be better.

[quote Pebbledashery]@fourquenelles oh that's so annoying. Gregg smells of garlic tonight so not sure you'd want to go near him 😂[/quote]
You could socially distant poke him with a sharp stick.
Bart’s teeth. That’s all.

Leaving the skin on the celery-ack! Shocking.