Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Chalet girl food for Sir M. Much easier than sushi.

Spaetzle is tasty.

God she is a stereotype isn't she? Really getting on my not unsubstantial tits.

Doesn't take long to cook John does it, as John is taking it out of the pan, stop stating the bloody obvious Gregg

I can think of about 6 million things worse than stalks in spinach, Greggg, you wanker.

It's that egg that's making me gip.

John's schnitzel needed more colour. A tad anaemic.

No if you say two nobs it's John and Greggg.

At least Crissy washed her hands first. Points for hygiene if nothing else.

Like Matt's 'patient voice' .

@ilovesooty

No if you say two nobs it's John and Greggg.

Yep Grouchy but he had to take it out of the pan to prove to dopey how quick it cooks

This challenge is always a car crash

Use a bigger bloody bowl

I love his Irish voice when he said 'where did you put em'. Reminds me of me!!

Urgh, the fish head on the plate last night - urgh! And the kidneys - Vom.
Surprised Judy Murray was so poor - and she’s brought up two sportsmen!

Don't say that like you know it Greggg when you don't.

Pete's prawn rolls is gonna leave the chaps grabbing the water

Schnitzel is better cooked in butter. Lots of butter.

Yes, but Scottish Sportsmen : brought up on Tunnocks Teacakes and Irn Bru.

That amount of wasabi is a killer

I'd have thought Matthew Pinsent would have had schnitzel before and would have known it's flat! Anyway, he was talking about what they'd use to hammer it out at the start.....did he forget?

I think Matt should have improvised and jumped up and down on it to flatten it.

One blow of his mighty fist would have done it, sooty

I reckon so Halsall