Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

[ellenanora5]

@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

I know I’m super late but little Quenella’s bed time is 8pm so I keep missing it. Super daddy on duty tonight though so here I am

Who is this bearded man with tattoos?Is he potentially attractive?

@shirleyphallus he is from TOWIE

Hi Shirley He is a TOWIE person I believe. Easy on the eye if you like that sort of thing. I prefer the man mountain with the bass voice aka Sir Matt

Looking forward to watching it tonight will have to catch up on the thread later.

I could barely watch when Chrissy did the fish with the pear rice. But to be fair to her she knew it wasn't good when she presented it.
Judy really should have done something else alongside the crumble - when you're standing there while everyone else is busy surely that's a clue?
Like the big guy and don't mind the Irish guy. The Celebs Go Dating guy I'd find less annoying if he attempted a bit of humility.

I never enjoy the professional restaurant part and think they are doing it way too early. Looking forward to the mass catering which is my favourite!

Where as there is no eye candy for me

Right, I’m gonna say something controversial- I cannot stand professional regional personalities, like pro cockneys and yorkshiremen but especially professional scousers. There, said and done.
God I haven’t had schnitzel for about 30 years.
Sushi, if I don’t have it ever again it’ll be too soon.
Whooo, but too much wasabi!

Hi Shirley hope Quenelle is well

Not my type and he seems very full of himself

Poor Jonty

[quote PotterHead1985]@shirleyphallus he is from TOWIE[/quote]
So not fit then. Sad.

Why is it a compliment when they say stuff is seasoned really well? How hard is it to shake some salt and pepper on stuff?

I mean he is attractive Towie boy but I find man buns and neck tattoos repellent so not my type...

Oh and me and dd have attempted pastel de nata. Will show finished product if not awful.

@ellenanora5

Hi Shirley hope Quenelle is well

Not my type and he seems very full of himself

She is thanks! Hope you’re well too and your new grand addition is too

Joins "OhWhat" on the controversial bench

What the hecky becky has the turnip got on his head now?

I can't stand her OhWhat

Bloody hell. Leyton Orient were almost in administration a little while ago. I'm surprised there are 100 people to cook for.

@Piggywaspushed

I mean he is attractive Towie boy but I find man buns and neck tattoos repellent so not my type...

It’s the hand tatts I can’t stand, looks filthy, and not in a good way.

Oh, they have to cook for hungry sportsmen. Great! Portions better be good.

FUCK OFF GREGG.

She's brilliant thanks Shirley absolutely mad about her

Turkey curry? How very Bridget Jones of them

It's like 1990s student food.

Interesting that one of the contestants is a veggie.

Always the inevitable crumble, custard, curry and zero imagination veggie dish.

I find it hard to believe that none of these pro kitchens ever has a potato-peeling machine....