Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Darn it I have apples and bread and butter .....................but I must get a lower BMI before winter. Grrrrr. I might be able to do a small enough one to fall within my calorie allowance though

Like a fruity pudding...
They pay the pillock for this?

The women have it harder.

Blimey the women have a tough one. It's week one.

Indeed ilovesooty indeed

He's the master of stating the bloody obvious

Ah now that's not fair, much harder

@fourqs I'm having a birthday do over on Saturday. Going for dinner. Don't know if I am going to fit my dress

Look at the size of those cherries! Where would you get cherries that size? (Asking for a friend)

Shut up Gregg

I've lost three kilos on lockdown, given I barely move from the couch I'm in shock. I'm hoping a bunch more falls off and I can sell the sit on the couch and watch Netflix diet book.

The Asian shops that sell fruit outside in south London sometime have massive cherries and enormous pomegranates too.

Who boils apples!!??

Mammy Potter has dropped 3 1/2 stone. I hate her. I think I have put on about a stone.

I'd buy it jay55

I have access to a variety of Asian an Eastern European shops so I'll Have a look thanks jay55

What has Mammy Potter been up to to lose that amount of weight Potter?

The water tablets and lack of appetite dropped three of the stone. The other half stone was food poisoning.

The water tablets and lack of appetite dropped three of the stone. The other half stone was food poisoning.

The water tablets and lack of appetite dropped three of the stone. The other half stone was food poisoning.

Gawd Potter not a diet I'd fancy bless her. Hope she's recovering.

The man who's never heard of apple Charlotte has a good sneer at the ignorance of the contestants

Does Amar not have a sighted guide with him today

Sorry just saw that he does

Nothing new there Halsall he's a tool

Evening. Everything about tonight is annoying me, Leesha, the inequality of the tasks, Leesha, the knobby one stating again that if you over cook custard you get...., the mummy shite.
DS drunkcooked chilli for tea. Not saying it’s hot but I’m seeing God.🤯

Time wise I think the professionals would have had a struggle to do the Women's task in the time to a decent standard.