Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

I'd be having the mousse, frankly. Looks good.

The mousse is packet mix and the apple is tinned neither of these are exactly testing their skills

The mousse looked the best of the dishes, though the portions bit tiny.

I'm out for dinner tomorrow. Hope it's good fun. See you next week.

Have a lovely dinner jay. See the rest of you tomoz.

8pm tonight people

I'm baaaccckkkkkk!

Thoughts so far - professional kitchen too soon; Myles who? (but he is a sweetie and was robbed); Ruby was robbed; the f'ing wall - who thought up that load of pants? Is Thomas the pillow man?
Dom is looking very silver foxy
"Have a slice of your sauce!"

Love love love Karen's hair colour
Sam looks like a young Catherine Zeta Jones
No singing Greggggg PLEASE YOU DOLLOP

Baga was not robbed

Can't stand stuffed peppers and rice with rice is a bit.....claggy!

Phew! It's lovely to see you all again by the way. I shall be here tonight. HUzzah!

Yea I love Baga but don't disagree that that was the correct choice. Cripes it's gone cold. Except for my face. Which is lobster red.

Yea I love Baga but don't disagree that that was the correct choice. Cripes it's gone cold. Except for my face. Which is lobster red.

Yea I love Baga but don't disagree that that was the correct choice. Cripes it's gone cold. Except for my face. Which is lobster red.

Belated birthday wishes Potter Just to let you know the drag names Luna Landing and Helena Handcart are taken (by me for when I infiltrate Drag Race)

Hope all is well ellena

Welcome to the world little quenelle! Where does the time go?

Excellent summarising, four.

Evening all. I want Karen and Sam to get through, I think. I like both of them. Wouldn't be too upset if Phil did, though.

Jesus that's a mix

You can tell Sam is a sports type. "Pressure makes diamonds."

Like the sound of both Karen's and Sam's menu

(apologies I have lost the "d" on my keyboard and am having to give it a wollop so sometimes it oesn't work)

Evening all. Allow me to share this lovely snippet from Rachel Cooke's review of this series in the New Statesman :

Of course, what one really wants to be protected from when it comes to Wallace, ever resplendent in his Snooker Loopy waistcoats, is his rictus smile, which makes him look like an egg with ­constipation, and does nothing whatsoever to ­assuage the slight feeling that he might one day come over a touch Michael Douglas in Falling Down and start chucking saucepans at people.

Rachel, I rather love you.

Chooomerick

Chooomerick

Fantastic, thanks for sharing Halsall.

Sam's food looked delicious.

ParmaJan

Rare.... it's quacking.

I see that Gregggggggggggggggggg is still the speaking clock

Today's quote from the No Shit Sherlock handbook: Getting that duck right, she has to cook it perfectly