Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

[ellenanora5]

@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Oh well done Halsall. Our DS teacher was fearsome and her repertoire was very wartime !

The chips look soggy

He has not made that pastry

Cremated tart

That pudding looks messy.

My dd made carbonara last week. With cream. Was . She’s off au pairing next month so is practicing meals.
Look at that, mc dating agency (for mates obvs). We should expand- find a friend.
What’s going on with them tarts? Well, they aren’t tarts are they?

Toffee frisby anyone?

The sauce looks like sick.

I love that these three haven't come over all pretentious about food. Unlike some of the celeb finalists

Oh the tarts look burnt and the sauce is solid, don't think we've seen that before

Yet again last year's rank amateurs return to lord it over the new intake with their enormous breadth of foodie knowledge.

Yet still the pronounciation of 'bruschetta' eludes them

jay55 like Andy bloody Peters

Of course the meat is pig cheek. Guanciale is the meat used in carbonara.

What does Myles do? Apart from be pretty.
In fact apart from John who are these people?

Yet still the pronounciation of 'bruschetta' eludes them

DH is moaning about this as well. Although he is the man who would order two cappuccini on principle.

I think Myles may have chosen the wrong dishes to make.

He was in a band OhWhat but I only know him from I'm a celebrity, don't know Judy at all and Thomas was on the apprentice

Romaine I sense our two DHs would get on

Oops

Cheers Ellenora. I’d eat a jar of raisins soaked in rum. What a damn good idea.

Halsall I'll start packing his bags - he'll be with you first thing!

No no, Romaine, I absolutely insist, mine will come to you

Don't put your paella in a tower

Its hard to know now who might go, Myles didn't do that well

Fried rice innit? (Paella is overated)
Judy and Thomas.