New housewives of Cheshire

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If anyone watches it’s back on
Monday 20th April itvbe 9pm

I think a fair bit of it is staged / dramatised. Surely grown women don't have these type of arguments

One can but hope.

Just watched this week’s episode and found it quite disturbing. If I was a good friend of Dawn’s I’d be concerned for her mental health, she is not in a good place and seems totally paranoid.

Another one for RHOC bingo is ‘I’m a lady’. Honestly, it’s like Stacey is back on the show. Along yourself a lady does not make you one. It also makes me think of the Little Britain sketches 😂😂😂

Dawn Ward is trying to make herself relevant and as someone quite rightly said above is looking for Bravo to pay for her daughter's wedding in view of their financial issues.

They might be laydeees.

They are acting like Ms Pollard.

Although they probably aren’t getting fingered behind the bins.

@awrightdoreentakeafuckindayoff the way Lauren is behaving at the moment, I think she’d jump at the chance of a fingering even if it’s behind the bins 🤣

I can now see how Ampika and Maguil felt about DW. She really is something else and why in fucks name is she the only one allowed to speak.

These woman have put her on a pedestal for years and she's like bomb ready to go off at every event.

The show would be so much better without her. maybe she's holding out for Darby's wedding to be paid for from ok

Oops forgot that DW has had a hysterectomy, oh well she is just a nutcase then, I was being nice by excusing her behaviour on ladies issues

Remember when DW said to Hanna “my daughter is an influencer” on the gram like she had just qualified as a brain surgeon for Fucksake who couldn’t take countless sexualised pics of themselves whilst pretending to use all the FREE stuff they get to influence idiots to buy it because, gosh, dontchaknow a CELEBRITY uses it, every fucking reality star -and her daughter, Taylor, is barely on the show- is an influencer these days, nowt new and you don’t have to go to Uni to be one, like Hanna did with her dentistry, DW is jealous because Hanna didn’t just marry money, she actually has a brain although it’s coming apparent that anyone on these types of shows has very little brain!

Totally agree Dawn has a drinking problem. I think she was hammered when she turned up to drink with Seema and Nicole.

That is exactly what I thought too. Slurring her words, necking her drink, unfocused eyes.

As for Lauren with “everybody calls me the butterfly”! I wonder if she said that on a Tinder and that is why the supposed Swiss banker stood her up?

If you genuinely were a rich Swiss banker on Tinder why would you choose Lauren anyway, butterfly characteristics notwithstanding? She’s not particularly educated or savvy, and she can’t compensate for the lack of those qualities with stunning beauty.

Also, re Seema, since when did “opening a new showroom in Athens” become shorthand for “one of my friends said that she’d stock my clothes in her shop called Kathy’s Angels”? A shop is not a showroom. Dior have a showroom. Sounds quite deluded!

Just looked at the Kathys Angels Instagram page. Christ! It is all in the worst possible taste. All modelled by the owner, who shares a fondness for implants, filler and Botox with most of the RHOC. I think it’s a hobby business: no sign of a website.

At least they are adhering to the tit or leg rule.

They seem to be going for a polyesterfest though. I’m assuming those that would fit in such things don’t sweat in the Med? I’d have a rash nae canny. And that would just be the one arm I could actually fit in the frock.

Hopefully the flounders will leave early on the Zoom reunuion. They should slam the virtual doors and get on with things.

I don't like Seima at all. She's so smug. I wish Esther and the Dentist would leave too.

Seema is probably smug coz of all the idiots on the show, only she and Rachel aren’t idiots

Just watched last night's and found it very uncomfortable viewing! DW is not in a good place. I wonder if she'll be back for another series?

I do feel for her. She maybe feels like she has to be on tv to be paid but surely they have enough money already. You would even sell a business and life of that rather than have your MH suffer.

She maybe feels like she has to be on tv to be paid but surely they have enough money already.

I wouldn’t bank on that. The Wards are turning their house into a clinic after failing to sell it for years, Skulpt’s accounts are late at Companies House and the other businesses - property and interior design - are in liquidation. She is DESPERATE to keep up the wealthy facade, and the chances of her choosing a normal life are nil. She won’t want to be ordinary Josephine Soap.

Saw a preview of the reunion, which will be done remotely from their houses. It shows Dawn flouncing.

I think DW has been watching the American housewives, they all start arguments and the burst into tears for sympathy! She's following the same pattern

She always flounces. They should let her.

She flounces when she knows she is in the wrong and been outed. Otherwise she stays till the bitter end if she thinks she is right. Hasnt changed her MO in any of the series.
So annoying when she does the the 'so and so has been talking about you', then when asked what it is, the huge hands go up and she' doesnt want to say/spread gossip' how can the others not see it?

So all the time? Standard for every reunion, dinner party, event for someone else where they aren't the centre of attention.

Wouldn’t be a proper reunion if Dawn didn’t flounce!

They should get their fee reduced if they flounce. It's not really participating. If the whole cast flounced, there wouldn't be a show so why should one person get to leave early?

It's the only reason they go, They leave as soon as they aren't in control of the dialogue.