New housewives of Cheshire

[granadagirl]

If anyone watches it’s back on
Monday 20th April itvbe 9pm

Dawn comes across as so unreasonable, I used to like her, but now she could start an argument in an empty room! Christine is harmless but also dumb, needs to get the hair extensions shorter , every outfit shows her lack of self esteem, very look at me? I do like Rachel, she is coming across still desperate to find a man, she'd be better getting used to be on her own , loving herself , John was no oil painting , but she has had her confidence knocked , the last person she needs to be around is Lauren (who is Mrs Bucket with the worst voice ever) Hanna has a brain, her own opinions and is young, all good reasons for Dawn to hate and bully her, such a mean girl mentality, jealous much? Nicole wanting a suite, get over yourself love...

Tanya must have hurt herself falling down those stairs.
I wonder what the housewives look like now during lockdown or are they all still having their beauty treatments

Makes me laugh that the women were all in skimpy floaty clothes and the locals were in jumpers, coats, hats and scarves still in Athens (Rome).

Ha! I thought this too. In one scene outside a cafe Christine was wearing trousers and a bra whilst Lauren was wearing a jacket and scarf. Talk about ‘look at my breasts! Look! LOOK!!! Don’t look at the goosebumps’

I thought Lauren was pretty funny in this episode. When Christine said she didn’t need a filter for selfies, Lauren said, “you do, love”. That, and “I managed to offend the whole of Bolton without trying”. She has her faults but she is the most fun of all of them.

Dawn is a nutcase. A nutcase! She shouts over everyone. I couldn’t bear to be friends with her. As for “don’t speak my business out of your mouth”: eh?

I can’t see how anybody could take Dawn seriously as a businesswoman. People aren’t that different outside work.

Has anyone ever heard of 'dig it out' before and other odd variations on that? Dawn and Tanya both seemed to go on about it in the coffee/row scene. I live not far from Cheshire and that's not a phrase I've ever heard.

I thought it was a euphemism for something rude! Perhaps they have repurposed it by mistake.

Craphead Christine keeps saying she's in Rome? wtf...
Dawn wasn't too bothered about Tanya's awful fall down those marble stairs, was she? It is really all about me,me,me with her.

Dawn must be paid to be like this on TV because who on earth would choose to visit her clinic or use her kids as an influencer if they might have to deal with a person like that. Pure nasty.

She's clearly jealous of the younger, more natural, more intelligent and knowledgeable Hanna. I bet Hanna rues the day she became friends with Dawn.

Seema's showing herself to be feeble minded. Do what if a friend once upon a time said something negative about you. Actions speak louder than words.

I was surprised at Seema too. Surely she must have more sense if she and her husband are running a successful business?

Even if I were in the market for filler etc. I would avoid Skulpt in case Iran into Dawn! Actually aren’t they turning the entire house into a clinic now after having failed to sell it following years on the market?

Dawn is turning into Bo Selecta’s caricature of Craig David: specifically with regard to the way she maniacally gesticulates those enormous hands during any confrontation.

Jog on

Christine is an embarrassment she is so dim.
Dawn is ( and I hate using this MN favourite) unhinged.
I quite like Nicole, she certainly appears to be a bit more level headed than the others, although that's not really difficult.

Can you imagine having an issue with your lip filler and having to raise it with Dawn the manager?! Based on the behaviour I see on TV, I wouldn't feel confident that she would handle the conflict with me calmly.

Christ. That would put anybody off. Before you’d got the first sentence out it would be “JOG ON, BITCH!”

Similarly, her supposed interior design business. Who would have their house designed by Dawn? Imagine telling her that you didn’t like the wallpaper she’d chosen.

I spent the final 15 minutes of Monday night’s episode wondering how on earth Dawn’s flight from South Africa to Athens could have taken 21 hours! 🤔

Yes, I wondered that too. I assumed that she must have stopped off somewhere. Probably her beloved Dubai!

Really liking Tanya this series, she’s seems to have grown up and grown in confidence, able to rise above (some of) the petty squabbling.

Cannot believe that Seema took Dawn’s word for it that Hanna had been slagging her off, surely she would go straight to Hanna to get the truth; not like Seema at all.

Christine is so dumb, surely it’s an act and I cannot believe how vain she is. Really don’t enjoy watching her.

Ha! Re-read my post and there’s a lot I ‘cannot believe’! 😂😂

It’s a good job I don’t drink anymore as RHOC Bingo would have me pissed every Monday night (Wednesday afternoon)

‘Digging you out’ 🍷
‘She said that you said....’ 🍾
Walks out of dinner party 🍸
‘Let’s have a drink’ 🥂

Loads more but can’t think of them right now 🍷 🥃

I like Tanya better this series. She seems to be back to how she used to be when the the show was first aired.
Christine must have been freezing in that outfit.Lauren kept wrapping her scarf and coat around herself .

Yeah Christine is not that dumb to say "I like it in Rome" twice. She's trying to stay on the air. She's in the Daily Mail every other day, all the better for a media career.

I think she once would have been stunning but I'm so distracted by big tits, daft hair and stupid outfits, I can't say I notice how beautiful she is now 🤷🏻‍♀️

Poor Tanya. She fell down the stairs like the Sesame ystreet baker to absolutely no reaction.

Christine plays up to the dumb blonde but it's not all she is about. Lauren is awful but she was kind to Christine and had her back when explaining the front she puts on. I get that you can be vain and shy at the same time. Maybe cos I'm Liverpudlian I have a soft spot. There are other people that bother me a heck of a lot more.

Poor Tanya. She fell down the stairs like the Sesame ystreet baker

This made me laugh.

Don’t forget “I want to clear the air and get some things off my chest” on the bingo card will you, @PlopTeeth?

Just caught up on the last episode. Poor Tanya, that was a hell of a fall on marble stairs!

Dawn is crazy aggressive, how difficult would it be to be her friend? I'd be scared if I asked about her kids/husband whatever I would be 'digging them out' A phrase I have never heard anywhere else! 'Don't speak about my business out of your mouth' WTF where else am I going to speak out of, my right earhole?!

Seema was pissing me off actually and I tend to be fairly neutral about her. Does she genuinely believe Dawn or is she paying along for a storyline? When would Hannah even been bitching to Dawn about anyone, I didn't think they had been mates like that for over a year.

Lauren needs to STFU about the picture - she called Nicole fat not so long ago then spent 10 mins bitching about the drinks. OK, maybe she was upset at the time but surely upon reflection could have laughed it off.

Also I hope Ester isn't getting a full paycheck this season, she's barely been there! What is going on, she was not acting herself even before Nicoles 'Lies' (not lies) so it's not fair to be blaming her.

Considering I'm not particularly enjoying this season I do seem a bit over invested! Is anyone watching any of the other RH's?

At first I thought Darcys fiancé was her gay friend. Can't believe he's straight.

That fall down the steps 😨 ... poor Tanya! how I laughed!!

Talking of Misse did you all see her brother (apparently a drug baron) was shot over Christmas?

www.thesun.co.uk/news/10792500/flamur-beqiri-murder-man-arrested/

Wondering if that's why they've dropped her from the show.