New housewives of Cheshire

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If anyone watches it’s back on
Monday 20th April itvbe 9pm

She gives zero fucks on the effect she has on Tanya's MH - and she tried to twist the story to how she'd been adversely effected (accompanied by crocodile tears)!

How can anyone tolerate the dreadful woman? Has anyone else noticed her pattern of arguing? It's an incoherent, shouted, circular (never getting to the point) inarticulate rambling diatribe punctuated by jabbing fingers, interspersed with 'jog on' before a swift exit - usually followed by a swerve back for another 'jog on / just check yourself' then exit left - followed by latest sucker friend, not Bear.

What was the crap about building armies? In one of the early series she went on proudly about her 'building armies'; assume by buying social media followers.

Only friends she has are the sycophantic gays who are only in it for air time and publicity. As for her talentless daughters and emasculated husband....

Lauren is the real "Mrs Bucket" - not Stacy.

Ester should be fired - at her best she was a cartoon at her worst, a jealous WAG 'wannabe'.

I'd love to know if Leanne got any money back - I doubt it if the Wards did their usual of liquidating the company responsible for the debt. Despicable behaviour re signing over company to Dad a month before liquidation.

@corpsebrid3 - completely agree re Nicole - she's angling to be numero uno bitch and DW will fight to her last acrylic nail before letting that happen!

I think Nicole would be a fearsome adversary.

DW is all gob - she only ever tells half of it ‘how it is’ - the other half is left there, out in the fresh air, growing arms and legs before running amok.

Nicole could have her really weeping I reckon, rather than the pretend shit she came out with the other day.

I've been lurking on this thread Just came on to say that "digging me me out" is used a lot on TOWIE.It might be an Essex saying.It basically means someone has made you look a twat by talking shit about you.

I've said it on other threads and I'll say it again, I am absolutely convinced Dawn has a drinking problem. She seems drunk in a lot of her scenes. She slurs her words and doesn't make sense when she's rambling on. What I dont understand about Dawn is apparently she went up to Tanya and tried to make conversation with her the next morning at breakfast. Rachel and Perla have both said that Dawn has contacted them after arguments to sort things out. It makes me wonder whether a lot of this aggressive behaviour is just for the cameras? And if it is why on earth would you want to come across that way on national television? She looks like an arsehole.
I'm wondering whether christine is trying to be a parody of herself. It seems very forced all this, "I love looking at myself me". Its a shame really because there's more to her than that......hopefully.

They are a great advertisement for never having any plastic surgery as well aren't they these women? It seems to make them look older than they actually are. And the men who have it look so weird.

Bloatedandconfused I think you have a point and I wouldn't be surprised if DW's behaviour is enhanced for the camera and she's paid to be more aggressive and irrational as it pulls in the punters. (I think the lack of clarity over why she is having an argument in the first place and like you say, her eagerness to "apologise" off-camera are clues.) She probably doesn't care about how she looks on TV because in people like their eyes even bad publicity is better than no publicity and she is certainly desperate for that. It's all very cynical but that is the world of RT imo. They certainly do ply them with booze (and probably other things) and because they never seem to eat (too busy fighting) potentially explosive characters like DW make it a producer/editor's dream.

Just caught up with this weeks episode and DW is getting more vile as the years go on. Don't get me started on Seema who cannot get any closer up Dawn's arse!

I thought it was so weird DW didnt rush over to Tanya when she fell down the stairs. Wouldnt that be anyone's natural response, without even thinking about it? It was so weird to just let her sit there. It isnt keeping me awake at night but I cant help think what would make someone not rush forward.

I like Nicole atm, I believe Ester did say that to her about Ashley. No doubt. Ester talks such rubbish she probably genuinely cant remember saying it though.

Haven't seen this weeks show yet but poor Tanya's fall on last week's show looked horrendous and she was nearly crying with pain but DW barely noticed. As for Ester. Didn't miss her one bit in Athens. She always dials it in even when she's "emotional" nothing, blank, shark eyes

100% issue is - Tanya has made up with Hanna. All this vague "I heard a rumour" bullshit (watching Umbrella Academy), is to stir up trouble. They are fools for believing it.

I watched Mondays last night and felt very uncomfortable. DW has lost the plot, she is making no sense whatsoever. Even if she is playing up for the cameras she isn't doing herself any favours.

Tanya and Lauren are embarrassing going for every man and assuming they'll fancy them.

Ester clearly doesn't want to be in it anymore.

I wouldn't mess with Nicole and doubt Dawn will, she only goes for those she know she thinks are weeker, just your average bully.

I like Tanya. Good for her going home, I think I would have too!

Seema is nice but too boring for this show.

Totally agree Dawn has a drinking problem. I think she was hammered when she turned up to drink with Seema and Nicole.

Do any of you think that Hannah is copying Tanya's style / humour / mannerisms when doing her little interviews / commentary bits.
I'm really not sure why but I can't warm to her so I think that might be clouding my judgement!

It’s confusing now they have all fallen out with Dawn. I don’t think they can even keep track of which argument they are still holding a grudge about.
Do you think it’s so Dawn doesn’t have to invite anyone to the wedding.Actually more likely because she hasn’t eaten food since the engagement in preparation for her big...sorry, daughters big day.

Hannah's lips were looking like tyre tubes in that last episode She does grate on me and I don't know why. I think it's because she loves the sound of her own voice. I think Dawn is targeting her but I can see why Dawn might be irritated by Hanna.

Ester should have been sacked this series. No point having her in it!

Dawn really doesn't like being called out on her behaviour. Unable to reflect and got pissed wailing "what about meeee?!" Sat on the piss stained step in Athens with Lauren doing hugs hun

Seema's mannerisms were so aggressive too. Felt like they contradicted her nicey nicey persona.

Hmmm I wonder if part of Dawn's problem with Hanna is that she wasn't invited to the wedding? Maybe she's bitter about it and her excuses for falling out with Hanna are just her diverting her anger.
One thing that Dawn said interested me. Apparently people only use her when they're at rock bottom but dont want to know her when they get their confidence back? Or is it that she likes them being so dependent on her and the minute they get back on their feet she feels like shes lost control?
slangofoillmochara I don't think Hanna is copying Tanya. I'm sure in a previous season Rachel said to either Tanya or Hanna something along the lines how they'd get on because of how similar they are. I might be wrong though.
Lauren makes me laugh for the wrong reasons. "Everyone calls me a butterfly....." Butterfly??? More like an annoying blue bottle making a lot of noise and spreading shit.
Looks like Ester has found someone to pay her bills again. She wont be in the next season.

I'm far too invested in this bollocks and I can't even blame it on lockdown

Dawn likes to be top dog! And I think they are all realising what a piece of crap she is
Nicole get that dreadful dress of! You look terrible,
Hannah just go!
Rachel just go!
And what can anyone say about Lauren! The pretend posh old tart!

I definitely think that Nicole could knock DE off the top dog spot and I cannot wait for it, Nicole is a nicer person and doesn’t need to bully to get her point across.

DW not DE

I also think DW is going through menopause at the moment hence why she is crazier than normal.

Dw had a hysterectomy about two years ago?
She's losing her business, no one wants to be friends with anymore!

Yeah she already had a hysterectomy

Shame they didn’t stitch up her job at the same time to stop all the shite coming from it.

I rarely see a grown woman acting like a 13 year old but she’s doing a grand job.

I couldn’t be doing with all the angst and drama.

If all you have to hope for is that you hope she finds someone else to fall out with so that she can ease up on someone else, then you have to wonder why they are bothering.

When you also have two sniffing round anything with testes like giddy teens, then you’d be forgiven for thinking you were watching Grange Hill.

I like Hanna but I wouldn’t have forced that hug. Or morphed it into a clingy salsa rub.

Seems says that she is lady like. Still got the same number of faces as two ladies though.

I do like Nicole. And Tanya.

Nicole is strong enough to swim up through the shite.

Tanya is sensible enough to remove it. Christine is a bit of a giddy pickle but has a good heart and is good for Tanya.

Fester is like a pickled egg.

Stitch up her gob.