New housewives of Cheshire

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If anyone watches it’s back on
Monday 20th April itvbe 9pm

Just caught up on the latest episode, tbh it went pretty much how I expected it to go. I'll probably always watch it but it's become really stale, I think they could get rid of pretty much everyone and start again.

And I can't understand after so many years why they are all still so wooden! I could forgive if it was still series 1 or 2 but come on! The Americans are so less wooden, why?

Darby's fella looks like he's a weekend plaything for Nick and Royston

@UpToonGirl I agree about the woodenness! The bits when they talk to camera are excruciating - like they're struggling to read their lines from an autocue.

Lauren is annoying and can dish it but can't take it. Nicole ripped her photograph up in retaliation for how rude she was about her cocktail.

Looks like Hanna will need to defend herself again. I'm glad Tanya, Seema and Hanna are getting along. It is really boring if everyone is manufacturing arguments to stay relevant.

Seema needs to remember that people have agendas and the awful conversation she recorded by accident. I should imagine most of them talk about what has happened. Arguments and bitching are recorded and broadcasted later, so will be rehashed.

Yes you are right about Lauren, acts all dithery and "innocent", yet is as bitchy as Dawn when someone reacts to her nastiness.

God those women’s faces are bizarre! Do they not realise how strange they look?

Seema, Ester and Hanna are the only relatively normal looking ones, and I don’t think they are strangers to the tox! Their foreheads never move.

All those massive fake boobs and plumped up lips and filled faces and strange eyebrows. Leilani was far more attractive and seemed capable of going out without giving everybody a faceful of cleavage.

I think Seema and Hannah look lovely because they are more natural looking. Tanya is looking better in this series.
I could never understand why Rachael had her boob job when she talked all the time about her Mother having breast cancer.

All caught up now. Is it just me who cant understand why christine is in it? She is the most wooden of all of them and that is saying something! I don't feel like she adds anything. Fair enough she has a fab body and can wear what she likes but she does love showing it off, I would bet it was her idea to have a scene with seema and tanya trying on bikinis. I th ink it was last season when she had a dig at hannah about losing weight for her wedding!

I also cant believe Lauren is being such a twat to nicole, she was moaning on about her cocktail and I feel like nicole was trying to shut her up in a funny way by ripping her pic.

I would bet it was her idea to have a scene with seema and tanya trying on bikinis.

I texted my friend who also watches RHOC, live, to say this!

Poor Christine is trying to become famous, in any way possible. She’s too boring to be a permanent housewife so she gets shoehorned into scenes in which she is either gurning or looking bewildered.

Alot of the housewives seem very...accommodating to her. Not sure how to describe it but they almost fawn over her, cant imagine even Dawn having a proper go at her. When hannah said she had been a bit bitchy to her all the other housewives rushed to defend her even though christine had clearly been out of order.

Oh, and Ester definitely said something along those lines about Ash. Cant believe Rachel was defending her...this is the woman who knew Rachel and her husband were having difficulties, went shopping for wedding dresses and got him to take a garter off her! And said something about masturbating to him! Wtf! Of course she would say inappropriate things to a random about any of their husbands. She is not what I would call a girls girl.

Anyone else notice that Dawn always takes in the new girl under her wing and then stabs her in the back with whatever faults she finds. Don't think Nicole will not go down willingly though.

I think that Dawn and Esther were having a joke about Dawn wanting more kids and Esther being a surrogate, and Esther worded it wrong to Nicole.of course Dawn is going to take it and run with it as Esther isn't her pet anymore as she moved out without Dawns permission or say so.

Lauren reminds me of the bride of Wildenstein, far too much work on her face.

In Christine's defence, she has three children with autism an that must be very tiring and demanding. Probably why she isn't a full time housewife.

Anyone know what happened to Perla? Only realised she was missing when they went to hanging yoga.

Perla was ousted by the return of Lauren, I assume. Lauren now occupies the spot of Dawn’s spiteful sidekick and has a better tragic backstory (ex husband won’t give her all the millions from his trust fund).

Ester is a weird one. In some ways I almost admire her: she certainly gets men to do what she wants, and she looks after her mother! She’s also the most naturally attractive, which caused some of them to be nasty to her early on. A bit like they were with Magali when she was in it: another one who is naturally beautiful. However I don’t get why Ester is so keen on smut. It feels a bit cheap and I don’t know why she does it: like she thinks that is all she has to offer.

In Christine's defence, she has three children with autism an that must be very tiring and demanding. Probably why she isn't a full time housewife.

Come off it. She’d jump at the chance! She and the awful Paddy McGuinness are all in for monetising their children’s autism.

I'd forgotten about Perla

It appears that she and her husband, the meat millionaire, may have separated. No great loss to her. She slapped him one for perving over Ester when Ester did that burlesque show for reasons I now can’t remember. Also, he had a horrendous habit of saying the word “sheesh” repeatedly, which in itself would be grounds for divorce.

Housewives seem to get binned fairly regularly for being boring. Stacey Forsey and her elegant t**ts (I notice that a poster on this thread has a user name inspired by that, which I laughed at), Misse and Nermina. Although the latter two were truly awful.

I think they had gone as far as they could with Ampika too, but I wish she’d pop in occasionally. I liked the way she fought with Dawn.

Regarding Christine and her tiring demanding life, she appears to spend most of her time parading herself half naked on Tik Tok. Where does she find the time? My heart breaks when I read posts on MN from parents of autistic kids.
Some of them hanging on to their sanity by a thread.
She is embarrassing and thick to the point she makes the other RHOC look like Nobel prize winners.

I quite like visits from Christine. She didn't have a go at Hanna about diieting for her wedding. She had a foot in mouth episode about setting in shape for the wedding. Not my bag and Hanna didn't need to Some people do.

Looking forward to seeing Athens. I loved visiting there.

Having three autistic children must be exhausting.

I didn't follow Christine or Paddy so don't know what they are up to Not my circus and all that.

Hanna's husband, Dr Martin, is an ex pupil at DS1's school. He came last year to give a career talk. Whilst he is qualified as both a doctor and dentist, he looks like a right idiot on RHOC.

I didn't follow Christine or Paddy so don't know what they are up to Not my circus and all that.

I don’t either but the pair of them are inescapable. Everywhere you look, there they are, attention seeking!

I only see Christine on this. I saw Paddy on the John Bishop interview thing. Otherwise, I don't see them and wouldn't tune in anyway.

I record or download stuff rather than watching live tv. I watch a lot of Netflix.

Lauren’s voice is horrific

Lauren's face is horrific. When she was talking to Christine her face just didn't move apart from her duck lips. She does not have a good side profile. I really dislike her, she comes across as a big bully who likes to play the victim.

Dawn is just vile who thinks she is better than what she is.

Makes me laugh that the women were all in skimpy floaty clothes and the locals were in jumpers, coats, hats and scarves still in Athens (Rome).

I don’t like to say it but Christine makes me vom a little... looking at her reflection in the shop window, telling the girls to take a selfie but then only taking a selfie of herself and when she told Lauren to go away so she could have paparazzi pics of just herself for her social media.

The saddest thing of all was when she was talking about FaceTiming her husband and kids, she doesn’t look at them, she looks at herself on the screen instead

She is all about herself isn't she.