New housewives of Cheshire

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If anyone watches it’s back on
Monday 20th April itvbe 9pm

For all their money I think their houses are awful! Nicole’s house is particularly ghastly. The only house I have liked is Stacey Fossey and she’s not in it anymore, we never see Seema’s house which is annoying!

Never change, Dawn Ward. She started two fights in one dinner party!

She's just so aggressive and confrontational isn't she! I can imagine Ester did say though that to be fair, and it probably came from a conversation they had all had so I can see why Dawn was annoyed. Turning on Hanna and Tanya though was just ludicrous and unnecessary.

Don't think Nicole has a chance against these women , I'd like to punch dawn and Lauren and pour treacle on their hair extensions lol 😂

From the preview it looks as if Rachel leaves the dinner party (next week’s episode) in hysterical tears. Cause unknown but possibly related to having to wear that terrible brown catsuit?

Quite pleased that Lauren is back. I’d forgotten how she likes to look down her nose at the other housewives’ clothes, houses and hobbies like Hyacinth Bucket. Endless entertainment. I wish they would all relax into being utterly awful instead of trying to convince us, the cynical viewers, that they are nice, like poor dopey old Hanna.

Thought it was funny when Dawn expressed the view that Hanna couldn’t talk about skincare on YouTube because she wasn’t a beauty expert but her dopey daughters could make YouTube videos about make up “because they’re influencers babe”.

Have either of Dawn’s daughters ever done an honest day’s work? Influencers my arse. The bloke the older one is getting married to looks a bit simple but appears to be quite rich. I surmised from the last series that it was his parents who had made the money though.

Darby’s intended, courtesy of Google:

Michael is a businessman who owns icecream company Mr Whippy UAE. The company creates Premium Soft Serve Gelato, Speciality Milkshakes, Granita Slush and Italian Coffee.

He also owns Cubo Moto which is described on Instagram as “Huddersfield’s Home of Premium Motorcycles”.

So his mum and dad have the Mr Whippy franchise for Saudi and he gets to play with motorbikes: the equivalent of Victoria Beckham’s vanity business.

Dentists can give Botox and Hanna's oh is a plastic surgeon. So what if they are doing videos? They are better qualified than "influencers".

Ester made a comment about having a ons with Ashley. Ten mins later she is denying making a similar comment.

They need a shake up and get rid of some OGs and their hangers on.

I love how Dawn spat out 'they're influencers' in a top trumps type way ... to a qualified Dentist who runs her own practice 🤣🤣

Do they ever eat anything at the dinner parties I only ever see them drinking.
It gets a bit boring watching Dawn same thing all the time with her.She is such hard work.

Food smudges the lippy. Plus they will be worried about looking unglamorous when eating.

I stumbled upon two more funny things on the internet (anyone would think I was doing displacement activity to avoid work!)

Michael Corrado Jackson has infringed Unilever’s intellectual property rights by using the Mr Whippy brand:

www.ipo.gov.uk/t-challenge-decision-results/o68419.pdf

Also a hilarious translation into English of an article about the RHOC. So badly translated that Dawn Ward becomes ‘Daybreak Ward’ and Warford Hall becomes ‘Warford Corridor’.

brainbored.com/heirs-to-the-reality-tv-crown-real-housewives-of-cheshire-stars-kids-set-to-outshine-their-parents/

Seema’s and Rachel’s dozy kids are in it too. Here is an extract:

‘Aaron is Seema Malhotra’s youthful son, they’re pictured collectively wanting trendy on an evening out’

When Niolce said "I'm a size 10" my arse, I'm a 12 and I'm a lot thinner than her. Dawn's still the same bit I do think she's playing a part.
Seema continues to be boring.
Rachel is OTT.

I love it!!

Hannah's husband is absolutely not a plastic surgeon. He's an aesthetic doctor who administers Botox n fillers from his clinic in Hale. Met him once. He was exactly as you might imagine.

@Dalamalama but she didnt say which part of her was a size 10 did she? Her feet? Cos it definately isnt her body bless her!

I do like the cut of her jib though, she will defend herself against the bitchiness on the show I bet

Found myself drawn into this, sorry that Leilani isn't in it but not surprised given that it appeared she couldn't go to an event without her appearance being commented on.
I don't really like any of them, Hannah is totally out of her depth, Seema pretends to be the peacemaker but puts the boot in when it suits. Lauren is just vile in every way.
Dawn well she's unhinged, I do not get why people want to be friends with her.

Haven't caught up on the most recent episode yet but I did watch an Instagram story by Leanne...A shame as I did quite like her but she was spouting about various corona/bill gates/vaccine conspiracies. I skim watched it but noticed in the comments Lellani was agreeing with her as was another WAG.

I am binge watching the whole lot, just coming up to the end of series 6

I daren't watch it from the beginning

Jesus, Leanne was always a fucking idiot but she has plumbed new depths of stupidity with her recent insta posts. Unfortunately anyone dim enough to look up to her will also be too thick to question her nonsense so she could do real harm with her anti-vaxxing crap. I am pleased to see though that she's getting her arse handed to her in the comments. Hopefully her manager will step in and make her retract.

Delighted that Leilani hasn't come back. She was so smug, boring and fake, and clearly thought she was better/classier than the other housewives. Did she go back to LA in the end? Bye, girl.

Quite like Nicole and agree she's nowhere near a size 10 (well, maybe in US sizing, with full-body Spanx). She reminds me of an American actress but I'm not sure whether it's Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Coolidge, or a bit of both.

Nicole sounds like Les Dawson. And size 10? Sorry but she's at least size 16 . Theres something really unlikeable about her. If Ester did make that comment, it was a joke, she's always telling off colour sexy jokes.

I binged the new series last night - I am glad Lauren's back but I do have to agree she does look like bad drag. Had to laugh at the previous poster saying that Nicole sounded like Les Dawson. I am hoping she will add a bit of spice. But I do wish they would get rid of Hanna and the perminator husband they are so bland and try hard.

I’ve seen a few old episodes. I could barely watch Dawn, she seems horrid and frankly rough as guts. I like RHOBH the most.

She must have something though to keep Ash, he is a darned fine looking man!

He's a bit pulled and preened for my taste.

There's no proper men in that show really, Darby's fella looks like he's a weekend plaything for Nick and Royston.