Worst cbeebies show

[billa]

Which show on cbeebies would u ban if u could? mine r teletubbies, bits and bobs, shiny show, little red tractor, balamory, razzledazzle, tots tv and smarteenies.

Balamory creeps me out. It's like The Wicker Man for 2 year olds!

I know Step Inside has Chris from Cbeebies on it. I don't think even in a jokey sense you should refer to him as a 'nonce though'...

I really hate the farking bedtime song, "Oooh, my jimmyjammerrrrs".

Yuk, yuk, yuk.

My dd said Miss Hooley from Balamory must smell because 'she never changes her clothes'.

OK, disclaimer: I was using the word 'nonce' by way of being generally insulting, not to suggest that there is anything actually untowards about any actor who appears on any Cbeebies programme. However creepy and funny-looking any such actor might be.

That one with the little girl and the bear - what's it called again? God, it's dire.

The (shitty shitty) Shiny Show

Numberjacks

My absolute worst - Me Too.
What? 'I'm an atrocious actor!' 'Hey...Me Too!' Granny Murray =scary pill head. The psycho bus cleaner who is also in Corrie...how did she get her Equity card? (She is also in dire need of a new hairdresser). The fruit n veg bloke = more wooden than Pinoccio. The teacher bloke = creep. The kids = all look frighetned and confused. Dreadful.

Aufish's dp here:

I can't believe I've read a thread this length slagging off so many kids TV shows without anyone mentioning Dora the fecking silly bitch....

"i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map"

Piss off, I HAVE SATNAV!

She needs to be deported back to Mexico - would love to see her in the titty twister bar on from "Dusk till Dawn" getting staked as a Vampire

And Swiper - well there's no bigger argument for re - legalising fox hunting if you ask me

Boots the monkey is possibly the best of a bad bunch, but I'm looking forward to the day when he starts to behave like a real monkey and starts to throw his fecal matter about.... rather than the "writers" deciding on a script that is in itself pure fecal matter.....

Aufish's dp - Dora isn't on cbeebies.

amateur

Harpsichord - Fair comment, she isn't but I saw some others that were mentionned that aren't on there eiter..... Wonderpets, Jimmajammers, maybe others.... Also My strength of feeling about the need to jump on Dora.... Jump up and down on her and trample her, yes..... trample....

Goes into next room..."Hello, talking pages - can I have the number for Chester Zoo - I need to see if they'll lend me their Elephants for the purposes of doing some trampling...." walks back in

Ahem... sorry about that... urgent business to attend to..

yes, true,
did someone mention hte Wonderpets ! the wonderpets is pure genius,
blasphemy.

shiny show , boogie beebies but my 18 month old loves in the night garden

mee too
they make me want to apply for a firearms license

I can put up with just about anything and even like some of them

but HATE the Tweenies it is vile

Must agree with Piffle, I canny stick Granny Murray but the bairn loves it.

Believe it or not but i have a friend that looks like granny murray, only she has longer hair and dosen't call ppl honeypie.

like Fizzbuzz 'Big F Little F' makes me want to scream - DH loves it !!

Ditto Balamory.

I can't stand Bits and Bobs or Barnaby Bear or Songcatcher (thank goodness they don't show that one much)

hate bits and bobs too and the tweenies, oh and the song catcher and the one with granny murray and ...... oh too many, although not all on cbeebies. can't stand the wiggles.
I always seem to end up singing some inane tune the whole day as the themes get stuck in my head.
Love in the night garden though!

Night Garden

Actually, any that doesn't contain actual human beings.

only thing with cbeebies is it goes round in circles your fed up by the third time round

The 'Take a Bow' with the rubbish school band covering 'Sweet Child of mine'. Lead singer can't sing, and they're in a funfair. Trauma for the ears.

fab lab is awful the voice of whoever does that big furry dog thing needs some type of depressive or something to cheer him up it is so dreary.

dont mind auntie mable but do hate boogie beebies ,shiny show.song catcher