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Worst cbeebies show

126 replies

billa · 09/09/2007 19:03

Which show on cbeebies would u ban if u could? mine r teletubbies, bits and bobs, shiny show, little red tractor, balamory, razzledazzle, tots tv and smarteenies.

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hotcrumpets · 09/09/2007 20:51

the singing hands really are so bad, I thought I was the only one who thought so

Shiny show is so bad

Kewcumber · 09/09/2007 20:53

Hasn't big Arse little Arse had a slating yet - it is wihtout doubt the worst piece of TV I've seen in years.

Kewcumber · 09/09/2007 20:54

Postman Pat's son looks suspiciously like the school teachers boy. Eerily alike, I tell you - theres things going on in Greendale...

SoupDragon · 09/09/2007 20:54

Tots TV without a doubt.

DaisyMOO · 09/09/2007 20:56

Song Catcher was truly dire.

The Shiny Show is pants.

I hate Me Too but I can kind of see why it's 'good' children's TV.

Kewcumber · 09/09/2007 20:58

ooh ooh ooh - I'd forgotten song catcher and tots tv. My brain had hysterical amnesia to protect it form further pain.

Feenie · 09/09/2007 20:59

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tigerschick · 09/09/2007 20:59

From my POV not dd's:
Higgledy House
Shiney Show
Big Cook, Little Cook - like the concept but hate the show.

tigerschick · 09/09/2007 21:04

Oh I'd forgotten about tots tv - blardy awful!

ceebee74 · 09/09/2007 21:06

What have you lot got against Tots TV?? I love it - I think Tiny is very cute! (not sure DS does though )

My worst is Underground Ernie as I find the animation a tad creepy!

gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:07

Barnaby Bear should be re stuffed
Cant understand what any of the charecters in Jakers are talking about!
Someone needs to let Brums tyres down.
Smarteenies is repeat after repeat after repeat after repeat after repeat after......................

fizzbuzz · 09/09/2007 21:11

Tots tv is just too twee, I loath it as well, and as for the "Sac Magique"....

As for Big F Little F (as referrred to in our house when no one can hear). That guy with the red hair and glasses (little cook I believe)is beyond Geekiness. How can a grown man actually act that part is beyond me.......

ceebee74 · 09/09/2007 21:14

Fizzbuzz - I guess we can agree to differ on Tots TV - but lol at your name for what we call in this house Big Cock Little Cock

bagpuss · 09/09/2007 21:18

Big Cook Little Cook without a doubt.

I used to hate Zingalong when it was on a few years back. That woman's voice was like nails down a black board. I would love them to bring it back though, just so that new parents can also share the delights .

tigerschick · 09/09/2007 21:18

I met the woman who invented Barnaby Bear. When the 'concept' is used as it was intended - in schools as an introduction to world geography - it works very well. When it is turned into a tv prog it annoys me.
The other educational one is Come Outside, as a teacher I used it for yr1 science, but now I just see Nurse Gladys Emmanuelle!!

gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:20

When Tilly says 'sac magic' in the titles my ds says 'suck my fish'

gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:21

Wonder if Aunty Mabel gets air miles.

Botbot · 09/09/2007 21:22

The Shiny Show is the one thing i just can't sit through.

I used to watch Tots TV when I was a student in the early 90s (ironically, you understand). It was shite then and it's shite now.

And I find the Tweenies quite tiresome.

But there is a lot of good stuff on there, not least the mighty In The Night Garden.

fizzbuzz · 09/09/2007 21:26

I think Big Cock Little Cock is a better name...

Should we complain as we do of course pay the licence fee, for what essentially seems to be a load of crappy cheap programmes

fizzbuzz · 09/09/2007 21:27

And as for Justin.........God......

gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:31

Justin likes to think he's God............

fizzbuzz · 09/09/2007 21:36

But he fails dismally, has the man no pride or sense of shame?

MaxandRuby · 09/09/2007 21:38

dd isn't keen on much of cbeebies anymore, except the Night Garden. I am not complaining as I hated most of it! She prefers the stuff on Nick Jnr or Boomerang, some of which is slightly better.. Tom and Jerry I do like..

billa · 09/09/2007 21:38

Tilly annoys me on tots tv, i wish she would speak english! i have my own words 4 big cook little cook, big knob little twat.

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gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:41

And the ginger one wonders why he cant get a girlfriend