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Worst cbeebies show

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billa · 09/09/2007 19:03

Which show on cbeebies would u ban if u could? mine r teletubbies, bits and bobs, shiny show, little red tractor, balamory, razzledazzle, tots tv and smarteenies.

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billa · 09/09/2007 21:43

Met justin 2 years ago.

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gingeme · 09/09/2007 21:44

Tell us more billa?

fizzbuzz · 09/09/2007 21:45

billa rofl rofl. Superb name

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billa · 09/09/2007 21:46

U saw that programme 2 did u?

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billa · 09/09/2007 21:52

Took my son 2 watch the tweenies back in 2005, during the break my son noticed him b4 me and pointed him out. took my son over 2 meet him, he was really nice, was happy 2 have a photo taken with my boy, i was chatting 2 him 4 a short while.. from wot i could c justin is a natural with children.

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julietlundie · 09/09/2007 22:05

Is it just me, or if you were Big Cook, wouldn't you just be tempted to slam Little Cook in the microwave and hit the 'defrost' button? Or better still, entice the iritating little wa**er into the blender...?

GreatGooglyMoogly · 09/09/2007 22:05

OMG gingeme - I had forgotten Brum! The car is alright but the people are dreadful.

MerlinsBeard · 09/09/2007 22:09

SOng catcher has to be the worst programme i have EVER seen on there. even above the shiney shite and postman shit

VengefulSquirrel · 09/09/2007 22:14

Anyone else like to Doodle-do Chris from DD over the kitchen table?? Or am I just wierd? He has such a way with those little spider gloves....

cocolepew · 09/09/2007 22:16

Me Too, I want to poke Granny Murray in the eye. Sarah bloody Jane from Tikkabilla. The worst ever - Funny Lady from Teletubbies. Funny how? My 2DD 's have nearly grown out of Cbeebies, but it's sometimes on in work. Spongebob rocks!

cocolepew · 09/09/2007 22:18

Yuk, Vengeful... but Barney from CBBC, now that's another matter..

lionheart · 09/09/2007 22:20

Brum is dire.

UnquietDad · 09/09/2007 22:21

Got to be Brum. Can't stand it. That stupid granny and those camp dancing traffic policemen.

princessandthepea · 09/09/2007 22:22

Barnaby Bear makes me cringe...hate it...hate it !

Ulysees · 09/09/2007 22:25

I don't want to spoil this for anyone but....

Aunty Mabel doesn't really fly the plane!!

VengefulSquirrel · 09/09/2007 22:28

I can't believe there are so many of us who don't like Me Too, I just love the catchy tunes (actually they are a wee bit too catchy some days!)

'Should I go left now, should I go right? Should I turn off
This godawful shite?!

etc etc.

madamez · 09/09/2007 22:29

DS dad has taught him to sing 'Big Cook Little cook -what a pair of plonkers!'

I have a hard job deciding what I hate the most. Probably the above for its awful AWFUl attitude towards food (ridiculous wasteful fannying about to make food look like cartoons, junkfood ingredients, you never see anyone EAT anything and they have taught DS that throwing food is funny).

Mind you, then there's the Shitey Show, the maddening enforced-conformism of Numberjacks, Jakers (which is clearly made by the sort of mad Americans who used to donate money to the Provos) and the deeply creepy nonce-fronted Step Inside.

Oh and I hate Brum too as I can't understand it.

Having said that, we love Tellytubbies, Bob The Builder, Underground Ernie and the glorious Night Garden.
And DS would disagree with some of my negative opinions of the above. He hates Junior Jackanory and Take A Bow the most.

brandnewhelsy · 09/09/2007 22:34

Me Too! Shocking.
Come Outside, Stay Inside or whatever they're called - the one with aunty Mabel and the one with a talking house, anyway.

ShinyHappySchmooo · 09/09/2007 22:36

Can we do Nick Junior? Because I can't cope with Wonder Pets and those children's off key voices! Aren't drama schools full of talenting little darlings just gagging do to voice overs for guinea pigs in head scarves..? WHY must they use voices of kids whose voices sound like forks on a plate?

Oh and I can't abide fecking Granny Murray. But I've vented about that too often already...

UnquietDad · 09/09/2007 22:37

"Aunty Mabel doesn't really fly the plane!!"

Next you'll be telling me Justin and Sarah-jane don't really live together or drink orange squash - or that Johnny Morris wasn't really a zoo-keeper!

maisym · 09/09/2007 22:38

balaboring and fimbles plus the presenter bit inbetween.

imaginaryfriend · 09/09/2007 22:39

Shiny Show
Boogie Beebies
Tots t.v.
In the Night Garden.

All totally awful and unbearable. Fortunately dd hates them too.

rantinghousewife · 09/09/2007 22:39

Johnny Morris wasn't really a zoo keeper. You have just destroyed everything I hold dear UD

VengefulSquirrel · 09/09/2007 22:40

Really hate the crap acting on Me Too. Those two women who look like Pepsi and Shirley...how much are they being paid!!?!

Anyone else noticed that the lady that cleans the buses has just been promoted to the kebab shop on Coronation Street?

imaginaryfriend · 09/09/2007 22:42

cocole, dd and I love Spongebob.

Barnaby, as someone mentioned, is also dire.

And Granny Murray is completely terrifying.