Sam and Billie the mummy diaries.

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New series anybody watching?

Sue’s new teeth look good glamorous Nanny!

Sam’s Xmas meal was over the top but if I had the money I’d probably do the same for my kids I love Xmas.

Does anybody know why Sam was crying in the preview?

‘Will the paps ruin the Venice holiday?’

Only if they didn’t turn up....

The Italian artist was bastard rude.

Big Paul really seems to love his family and it shines out of him and between them.

G&B seem to be there out of sufferance.

So it is funny that comedy teef gran has a face like a slapped foof when discussing the former, but a shit eating tombstone grin when speaking to the latter.

I’m not surprised the happy lot want to move away.

They invited the paps to Venice.

Cringe every time they say they want to move to Surrey. It's a bloody big county, whereabouts?!

Oopsy

G&B seem to be there out of sufferance

Not there. together

The only surprise in this episode was not the pop up paps. It was that B&G didn’t flog little Nell off to the highest youtube bidder.

I found the orphanage scenes very moving and emotional last night - it was lovely Sam offered to pay for his MRI scan and Luisa has done a lot to help the orphanage which I hadn’t realised before.

Although I really hope Sam and Paul do not home school little Paul, I can’t imagine them teaching him anything at all - other than to carry on carrying around the plastic animals.

They weren't planning on teaching him at all, she thought HS involved having tutors in.

He needs socialisation with other children. I really hope he’s got a school place for September (if the schools are open by then!)

They clearly are very doting parents but it is a bit worrying how much they want to isolate their son from other kids and even themselves from their family/ friends in Essex.

It seemed like the home school mum in the river island meet and greet wasn’t a coincidence but a set up, Dad with professional camera 🤔

Does anyone feel like this episode was a bit of damage limitation for Sam because she’s not been getting good reception....she goes off to Moldova etc and Billie and Greg are throwing a no expense spared lavish party (though they actually do a lot of work for a charity)

If the most gushing (possibly not the right word here) Greg can think to say about Bill is that she wears no drawers then no wonder she has a face like a botoxed slapped arse most of the time.

I’m not the drawers police but I would be wearing a longer skirt if my flaps were alfresco.

Arthur is a wee shocker. He was nipping away at Nell’s eyes but screamed when she hit him with a cushion. And then no sorry? Not funny.

Paul and Rosie seem calmer and more loving. They get that from their mum and dad. It just seems more normal there.

Ferne pissed me off this week saying how hard it is to do an Instagram post, Jesus

Tbh the more I watch the more they piss me off
“We haven’t celebrated like this since the last time”
“We haven’t had a mums night off for so long”...a week

They need a reality check,
Money, help and grandparents a plenty! Get a grip

Completely agree! They go out more in a month than I do in a year! Ferne is deluded.

Catching up.

Sam saying "this is the launch of your edit" excitably to Paul and Rosie was so unintentionally funny.

Watched yesterday’s- utterly bemused that Sam and Paul are so clueless about school admissions.
You’d think Billie or her mum would ask how it was going etc....
Also how can they apply for schools in Surrey with a Hertfordshire postcode??

I struggle to believe that they could be that clueless about school applications / deadlines! we’re they planning to just turn up to a school in September and send him in with the rest of the class? The mind boggles!

I’m quite surprised Billie and Greg have brought a house that needs a lot of work. It definitely has lots of potential!

OnlyFools you can apply to any school in Surrey, but you won't get in unless it's under-subscribed. I did this with DD, we moved from another county and were 50+ miles from the schools we applied to, still got a space.

They have moved now. Their old house is up for rent on rightmove for around 4300 a month. Kind of knew it was rented. Wonder if they have bought this time

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-89578106.html

Yep knew it was rented too- soo sparse in personal design / features

Thanks LetTheCabbagesDie, still no
Point applying then

I don’t recon they’ve bought anywhere, they must know they aren’t sure on an area and renting is safer

Sam saying "this is the launch of your edit" excitably to Paul and Rosie was so unintentionally funny

@popcorndiva @OnlyFoolsnMothers it's not rented they are just choosing to rent it out

It was on the market last series for £850k

Oops my apologies thought you meant Billie & Greg's

Tbh doesn’t matter if they rent- god knows I couldn’t afford 4K a month. It’s the fact it’s never been mentioned despite everything they share, it’s just Sam wanting to keep up appearances.

Rumour is ITV paid the rent so they can have a certain look.