Sam and Billie the mummy diaries.

[Sweetpea84]

New series anybody watching?

Sue’s new teeth look good glamorous Nanny!

Sam’s Xmas meal was over the top but if I had the money I’d probably do the same for my kids I love Xmas.

Does anybody know why Sam was crying in the preview?

[MiniCooperLover]

I also think Sue's hair is a bit long, she has a long face and the hair doesn't help. A slightly shorter style with waves would look nice I think.

[MiniCooperLover]

I assume Surrey doesn't actually happen because isn't she too late to apply for schools by end of Jan and they're coming up to Xmas in the episodes?

[IHaveBrilloHair]

Maybe they go private?

[Starksforthewin]

The house before this one was rented from Niall, it was the one they moved to direct from Sam’s old house from her Towie days.

I also think this current house is very bare, apart from the branch of Hamleys they have in the playroom.😀

I wonder if Paul has contributed financially to their moves, did he have a house before Sam or was he living with Gaynor. I always think his brother is very nice.

Is that really true about Greg? Surely he wouldn’t risk losing that lucrative marriage which has enabled him to give up going out to work?

[thegirlwhowaited]

Laughed my considerable arse off when Greg said Bill was a natural beauty ...

After I’d laughed at the comedy teeth, Daffy Duck mouth on Bill (badoom tish) and the behaviour.

I don’t blame Sam for wanting to move away from her sister

I’ve never seen such bickering in the Bill house. And grinning while you are being a snidey bastard does not stop you being a snidey bastard.

If the stuff about Nell posted above is true, then it is heartbreaking. Poor wee soul.

[thismeansnothing]

I posted on the other thread. But just catching up on Ep2. Why was Rosie birthday party become Rosie and Paul's birthday. Always feel a bit sorry for her. Surely her birthday party could have just been a day and a time all about her. Rather than having to share.

[popcorndiva]

Guessing because they were once again in the Maldives for Paul's birthday. But yes I agree Rosie seems to get the rough deal

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

Maybe there's a correlation between Rosie being less of a focus/ less fussed over and the fact she seems the most well behaved, advanced of all the children.

[Walkerbean16]

Obviously everyine else thought tonights ep was boring too

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

Yeh nothing happened! Still say Sams renting as no talk of selling their home in Hertfordshire

[Starksforthewin]

Billie and Greg pretending to care about Nelly’s “profile” was hilarious though. Keep the £££s raking in while expressing fake concern.

The yoga to keep her calm, my God, try some parenting.

Arthur is a little thug, he could have damaged Billie’s sight with that toy and he doesn’t give a shit, went straight back for it. How is he supposed to learn with such indulgent parents?

[Nowifi]

Dear God it was boring, they even managed to make Venice look boring. And what's worse is I wasted an hour of my life watching this crap!

[popcorndiva]

Yep nothing happened last night
Sam on insta says they are moving in 3 weeks? How does that work with school places unless they are going private.

[Whatsnewpussyhat]

I guess if Sam and Paul were paying a mortgage instead of renting they wouldn't have a big fancy house. Billie's house is just normal and doesn't go with the image Sam wants to show.
Billie's baby range in ASDA seems to do ok.

I used to like the show. Now they just piss me off. Sam is like a stepford wife and Big Paul is a controlling buffoon.

If Sam has any more botox she wont be able to talk.

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

Arthur is a little thug no he really isnt, he boisterous with a tendency to lash out. From threads on here and friends I think its pot like whether you get a toddler that's prone to lashing out or not. Just like its pot luck whether you get a bolter or one that will walk alongside their parent. Having said that I think Billie could have handled it better- wheres that naughty step cushion?


Big Paul baffles me, utterly lazy yet controlling all at the same time. I just cringe at Sam's desperate attempts to appear so in love....

[Nowifi]

Yeah I don't think their kids are any worse than mine to be honest!

[mrssunshinexxx]

@Whatsnewpussyhat prettt sure there house was on the market for just under £800k though so not exactly cheap! Can't wait to see the new one bet they have land

[Whatsnewpussyhat]

That's due to location though, would only be worth 150k by mine.

What does big Paul actually do?

[Justfivemoreminutesplease]

Oh I’ve given up watching this! I am known for a fondness of really crap tv but even I have found myself switching off. I just don’t like either of them anymore.

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

Big Paul does nothing....well director of all bits london. Why do you think he dreads Paul going to school...thats his only claim of being busy. Maybe he'll have to hang out with Rosie.

[Whatsnewpussyhat]

Did he not have a proper job when they met? Or a made up job off mummy like most of them on TOWIE

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

Didnt Sam use the tried and tested line "he's a property developer" in the baby diaries...definitely lived at home with Gaynor

[MiniCooperLover]

So Sam said last night about having met an estate agent whose going to find them properties and that they'd 'never been' to Surrey.. WTF? Why so obsessed when they've never been ?!

[popcorndiva]

They did go in Series 1, she loved all the tea rooms and farmer markets. If i was her I would research schools first and choose a location based on that. Has she done any research?

[MrsPelligrinoPetrichor]

Arthur is a little thug, he could have damaged Billie’s sight with that toy and he doesn’t give a shit, went straight back for it. How is he supposed to learn with such indulgent parents?

Imo that was yet another example of filming when the children are tired, he was exhausted, Billie even said that herself. My ds would've done the same at that age if he'd missed his nap. He wasn't a thug , he was just unable to control his emotions when tired. Billie didn't indulge him, she told him off, what else was she meant to do?