*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

What’s Jade’s game? She isn’t interested in Ruby, just Hope

They share a dad, John Stape.
I think Jade is trying to get Fizz into trouble with Social Services and then she'll step in as Hopes Step sister and take her away.

Also, Johnnys degenerative MS seems to have disappeared!

Where is the body, I'd forgotten that. I need a checklist of who exists that I have forgotten, story lines that have been ignored, and bodies lurking.
I do wonder why I watch!

My Dd1 says ms is like that, it vanishes and recurs. But David's epilepsy and Nick's brain injury never seem to be a problem now.

I need a checklist of who exists that I have forgotten, story lines that have been ignored, and bodies lurking.

Why bother? The writers clearly don't.

Can someone just remind me of the flats and who lives where? Trying to work out:

Flat above hairdressers - owned by Audrey or Claudia? Maria (and Liam), Bethany and Emma live there. Gary too?

Flat over Kabin - owned by Norris or Rita? Or even Brian/Kathy now they own ship? Rita lives there.

Flat over Devs - owned by Dev. Is this where Daniel (& Bertie) live?

Flat over Streetcars - owned by Steve. Steve, Tracy, Liz & Amy live there.

Flat over builders yard - Eileen/her son owns this one. Do Aliyah and Craig live here?

Flat over Roys - owned by Roy. Roy & Carla live here.

Victoria Court. Residents here include Nick & Leanne, Claudia, soon to be Gary & Maria. I guess Michelles boys will stay her in her and Roberts flat. Do Toyah and Imran live with Nick/Leanne still or did they move into their own?

Where does Izzy live? Gary? Faye?

Any other flats?

There’s two flats over the Kabin, Rita lives in one and Brian and Cathy in the other.

There’s also the flat over the kebab shop, Beth and Kirk live there I think?

Izzy lives in a bungalow somewhere nearby as needs wheelchair access. Gary lived there until he moved in with Maria.

Just remembered the flat above the bookies where Billy, Paul, Sean and summer live. No idea where Faye lives

Does Faye live with Anna ‘off street’? Which is why she only appears occasionally.

I thought Anna was in Gateshead or Middlesborough or somewhere with no transport links? Surely Martin should be back to support David and help out in the hospital? Or did he move to Australia?

Doesn't Faye live with Sally and Tim?

I haven’t been watching really recently just watched some over Christmas. Didn’t think Faye lived with Sally and Tim though

Good call @Lynchoral, I forgot the flats over the kebab shop and the bookies. There's a lot of flats in the street!

I didn't realise there were two flats over the Kabin, makes sense though. Have we ever seen inside Brian and Kathys?

I must have missed that John Stape is the dad of Jade too. When was it revealed?

Jade went to the cemetery to visit John Snape's grave. I can't remember when.

Where did Nicola, Phelan's daughter and the baby Gary fathered during a session of afternoon delight go ?

Nice to see Eileen back with no explanation of where she's been or where the beardy foreign bloke went.

I think Phelan's daughter went to Bristol? And Beardy went somewhere in the very north of Scotland. But pretty manicure girl made a brief appearance around Christmas, and Amy got rid. Will she be back, possibly pregnant?

I dunno I expect Seb practices very safe sex

If she was anywhere near Steve or Gary at any point she could find herself immaculately conceiving. They are both super fertile. Or manicure lady could be pregnant by someone from outside the street and need help from Seb/ Abi/Eileen.

So, has the Rob/Michelle/Irish Lady story line now finished with him dead and the café sold ?

I'm waiting for Roberts funeral, usually they're pretty soon after the person's dead but Roberts is taking ages. Like no one gives a shiny one about him.

I'd forgotten he'd been shot, he deserved better. Tracey could at least make a nice wreath.

Thank you for explaining where everyone was living. I couldn't get to sleep the other night and this was all I could think of.
Did Mary move in with Eileen at one point is she still there .

I don't know where Mary is living. Haven't for some time.

Catching up from last week. David is the one redeeming feature of Corrie - fabulous acting!