*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

[MonkeyToesOfDoom]

Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Oh is he?
I didn't know that, I know he is Steve in real life's fog though.

Oh ffs, she and dog.

@Deedadada perhaps he's been having lesson off fil Mitchell.

Everything Gary does is annoying, even breathing.

Seb used to talk without opening his mouth at all

Presumably Daniel is growing the face fuzz to stop Bethany fancying him.

Abi reminds me of Meg Ryan!

The show is just so crap now, the bloody Jade story, long winded and awful, Gary Windass he's only four foot and a fag end, who'd be scared of him?, whats's happened to Jeff and is it Yasmine?, just disappeared, Jemma never has the babies with her, Roy's brother's death already forgotten...just rubbish

Abbi is brilliant.
I like Emma, Hope, Tracey.
Where does Faye live?

How did Fiz not hearing a word of that conversation on the stairs between Hope and Jade. The y were talking at a normal level, and The house is only the size of a bloody dolls house.

And as if Hope wouldn't let something slip about the "secrets" between her and Jade. Especially when she had the secret phone!

What actually happened to Hope's arm?

She's fractured it, I think

She fell off a bench in the park when playing with Ruby.

Has Amy moved in with Emma in Maria's flat or has Maria and Liam moved out
I'm getting confused who lives where

It is very confusing who lives where on Corrie. It’s like a commune, people seem to just move in and out of each other’s as though it’s normal! Does anyone not have a lodger?

I think Maria and Liam are moving into Victoria Court with Gary.
Not sure who owns the flat though, or who the actual tennants are?

Back a few months there was a flat with Craigy, Rana and Kate living in it. Where's that flat gone? Don't recall seeing that set for a while.

Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that too.

I suppose we are going to see Amy's demands get dafter and dafter now she's blackmailing her mother over the stupid lesbian story.

Audrey owns the flat that Maria lives in, or she did, but I assume Claudia bought it along with the salon?

Did you see Ray literally drop Abbie yesterday I bet she was supposed to land on her feet but ended up on her bum. Amazing recovery! Best bit of the whole eposode!!

I'd forgotten that Craig exists.

eggandonion I think the scriptwriters have as well. Good job because Craig's acting is pitiful.

The flat with Craig etc is above the builders yard, so Jason owns it I think. Ellen/Phelan were collecting rent.

What’s Jade’s game? She isn’t interested in Ruby, just Hope. It’s pissing me off that there’s a body yet to be discovered, surely Gary can’t get away with that?