*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Here we go with Amy's ridiculous blackmailing of her mother and the barrister woman.

Surely the obvious solution is for fizz to leave the house as the allegation is against her and not Tyrone or Evelyn.

The actress who plays Fizz is just shocling, totally unbelievable with a pathetic whiney voice, awful, however Maureen Lipman a different league, and the actor playing David was just superb tonight when he burst into tears after coming out of Shona's room , so good, could bring a tear to a glass eye!

I just can’t stop looking at Shona’s huge pumped up lips!

I used to like Fizz/Jenny McAlpine. But I agree with PP she's just awful now.

The GP gives immunisations herself, and doesn’t look like she Has had any safeguarding training ...

Ooh Dr Gadarse was a bit more animated than usual with Daniel and Bertie.

( I'll just join the 'Let's Punch Fizz' queue while I'm here.)

The rape case in the news is horrifying, David played that storyline well too.

rockingthelook totally agree about Evelyn and David, they were fantastic tonight, they really show some of the others up.

If Shona wakes will she be in hospital until her maternity leave is over with just a mention of someone visiting her.

What's the betting Daniel forgets to get Bertie the rest of his immunisations.

Yeah they’re really labouring the point that he didn’t get the full course of vaccinations.

That social worker was quick tonight, Tyrone had just been to the chippy and they were still tucking in to their food when she arrived!

I agree with the comments regarding fizz, terrible acting and very unbelievable tonight.
Wonder how long they will drag this storyline on for? Will jade be found out anytime soon?

Not quite sure where the Jade storyline is heading. She seems to be hoping that she will eventually get custody of Hope, but she would only get that by revealing she is related to her, and then suspicions would surely be raised.

Bit confused, are the gurls moving in with Kevin or did I imagine that.

Kevin offered to have the girls.

She does look like John Stape I have to say

She sure does

They can always get a body double in to play Shona, can't they.

I don't understand how the kids can just go with Kevin. Would be not to be police ch ecke d and vetted or an I missing something

Is jade a stape? If so, then surely fizz would realise who she is?!

Pink
I don't think fizz knows because Jade uses Rowan as a surname, probably her mum's name.

Sorry babyspider, I should have made it cleared. Kevin said to Fizz he would have the kids. Fizz doesn't seem to realise that she doesn't get a say about what happens next.
Wirebrush's suggestion for Fizz to move out is actually the most sensible option.
But as this is Corrie they will pick the most stupid option.

Sorry I wrote clearer, not cleared.
I need to switch off autocorrect

Corrie writers are obviously Simpsons fans. When Bart, Lisa & Maggie were neglecterinos, they went next door to stay with Ned Flanders!

Ned Flanders & a Young Kevin Webster separated at birth

😂😂😂😂

TracyBeaker that's made my day!! 😂😂