*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Is Maria's baby Ali's?

Awful episode. Could have easily been cut down into a half hour episode. I felt like nothing relevant really happened.

Is Maria's baby Ali's?

If he is the daddy, let's hope the baby doesn't inherit his forehead-can you imagine trying to push that out?

I don't think the Bistro is going to last long in Ray's hands.Who would to eat there with them behaving like that in full few of the customers. Why is Fay ordering food and running the bistro is she about 16 and no experience.

I thought that about Fay! A few weeks ago, she couldn't even work the coffee machine!

I couldn't remember which man was bistro Ray and which was Derek the factory non owner. They were both awful.
Bring back Phelan, he was a better baddy. Who can take over the bistro? Chesney? Dev? New glamorous business person not yet arrived? Carla and Peter, plus Daniel? Will he ever do his masters?

Awwww Tracy’s new kitten is just fab. 🐱

I’d like to see Carla running the bistro. She needs a new business to run. Beard oil is just not going to cut it.

Does Maria work now? Who for? Grim up North? Claudia? Does Claudia still have her salons?
Maybe Fizz could do the beard oil, she used to be arty. Although Hope might sabotage it.

Tracey's kitten & Arthur would make a better job of running the bistro than Fay. Smarmy bistro man should consider it.

Will the two cats become an item?

I'm more interested in the cats than any of the people.
I hope the random three legged cat turns up.
Corrie writers, if you are reading, please do this

TBF, whenever there's two gay or lesbian characters on the street they're guaranteed to get together, it's only.logical that the only two cats will get together. Maybe a wandering Tom will get one pregnant and then kittens.. but who's the daddy?..

The dogs seem to have a daycare place too, Maureen Lipman is the only owner who goes walkies. I get most of my local gossip out with ddog.

Rover was mentioned yesterday as being under the table, not seen him in ages though.

I think Eccles and Peanut have been given a mention in recent weeks but what's happened to David's dog, David?

Poor doggies, chucked in a cupboard

Maybe a wandering Tom will get one pregnant and then kittens.. but who's the daddy?

I forgot about all the resident dogs on Corrie! Only ever see Cerberus!

Just catching up on the New Year's Day episode
Just thinking how much Amy looks like Tracy as a teenager

Before or after listening to her tapes?

I noticed yesterday that Tracey was actually pulling the same awful face as Amy pulls instead of developing her acting skills! What the hell Tracey? You’re an established adult actress- why are you taking “acting” tips from a woefully bad teenager?

@WireBrushAndDettolMaam I think Tracey has always pulled those faces and I like Amy as an actress. I workout someone who pulls those sort of faces when she's not happy it's very unnerving.

Does anyone else think fizz daughter Hope is a good little actress? Better than her onscreen mum anyway which isn't hard!

Jawsif, Hawp and Rubeh definitely act better than most of the adults. Max, however, is woeful. It's about time he went upstairs and come down with a new head, as Nick & Sarah did.

Why has Gary's voice changed to a rasping whisper and why is he ending every sentence with 'yeah' bloody annoying it is

Rover is a girl