*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Poor Max being binned off like that. Where was Jawsif when the fire was raging? Fingers crossed that Jade sods off with Hawp for a bit. She's such a brat.

Why did they leave 'Ope's mobile lying around

I thought Hope snatched Fiz’s mobile off her? Jade thought it was Fiz when she answered.

I see

None of the phones are ever password protected in soaps 😊

Does Max, or the actor that plays him at least, have some issue with their eyes? He was all blinky and twitchy.

Sorry for mentioning S....r. I was gobsmacked when she appeared.

Max was blinking back tears, poor Max. Who is Marion? I thought she was granny, because of being mum of the bad boy a few years ago? Not Lily's granny?
Gemma and Paul and Mammy do look related.

Marion is Calum’s mum, max is his son with Kylie Calum who was buried under the garage extension

Yes Calum. He was very bad. Poor Max, I hope Marion minds him well and he doesn't fall into bad company.

So how come Marion hasn't shown an interest in Harry, seeing as he is also Calum's?

Family relationships in soaps are soo complex though. I remember when Harry was born and Sarah saying to Max ''Meet your brother'' and I'm thinking ''no they're (?step) cousins '' but they are half brothers as they have the same dad.

Marion was threatening to take max and Harry a few months back wasn’t she? She went to Adam for legal advice. She only appears when they need her for a storyline. Otherwise she isn’t mentioned and takes no interest in Harry.

I wonder if she can go to Adam for advice now? I do like Adam, but I really wish Jason would come back.

Otherwise she isn’t mentioned and takes no interest in Harry

I totally forgot Harry was her grandson. Looks like the script writers have too

Im sure they will end up with half siblings marrying (in a wedding where something awful happens), the family trees are so complicated between Connor, Barlow and Gail Family.
They should bring back Terry Duckworth at patriarch of a family from hell.

I for one would love to see a Duckworth family back on the street. I like it when they have links to the classic characters.

Max was always Blinky

Was hopes phone case different as well?

I thought max was being sent off because the actor was doing gcses, but he's not is enough yet.

Fizz you are an idiot

I like Jade better than Fizz.

Egg I think I do as well.

Think we probably all do.....Seriously, does anyone like or sympathise with Fizz?

I have never minded Fizz personally.

Ps, what happened with Gemma and co? I missed an episode.

Fizz looks like a red haired rabbit in the headlights of a coach full of nuns and speaks like her mouth is full of ball bearings.