*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

[MonkeyToesOfDoom]

Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Bernie 'honeytrapped' Kel and met him in the park, and got him to confess he had expected an underage boy. She filmed it and put it online. Someone found a pic on social media of Kel outside the house and put a Molotov cocktail through the letterbox and painted "paedo" on the wall. Gemma and the babies were asleep and taken to hospital with smoke inhalation.

Ahh. Thanks Spidey66.

Monkeytoes

My cat made me post too soon! Your description of Fizz is pure poetry, Monkeytoes 😂

Fizz realky is a 24 carat twat. Let's pray she ends up in chokey and Tyrone falls in love with psycho Jade so Hawp can be happy again.

That wife of Tim's looks like an excellent addition. Surely Bethany didn't expect to manage the Bistro, Alliya has a degree. Who is running Speed Dhal?
Faye will be a good forensic psychologist growing up where she does.

Alliya has a degree in fashion though doesn't she, or design or something? She does have experience from the factory and Speed Dahl I suppose. She is very pretty though, which I think is all her creepy boss cares about. Speaking of speed Dahl I guess Geoff is in charge now, all part of his cunning plan.

That acting from Fizz last night was some of the worst I've ever witnessed. She is unable to convey any real emotion and just shrieks at everyone.

I don't blame Hope for preferring Jade. Fizz is always either shouting at her or simpering over her. She is never just a nice, kind, friendly, loving mum. Hope is a pill though tbf.

Best storyline at the moment is the bullying one can't remember their names, at least it's realistic

I think it would be best if fizz is found seriously dead, Tyrone falls in love with jade and they all live happily ever after. I wonder what hope knows about her past.

Best storyline at the moment is the bullying one can't remember their names, at least it's realistic

Bullying? Have I missed a storyline?

Abuse. Geoff and Yazmeen.

Isn't it funny how we're all so different Suziesoap. I fast forward those scenes - really hate them!

ajandjjmum

Ah yeah. When I read Bullying I automatically assume kids picking on each other. I guess you could say Geoff is a bully tho.

I put the sound on mute whenever see Jeff in a scene can't bear him or that story line.

What did Fiz use to clout psycho Jade with ?

Where's Michelle these days ? I'm assuming Rob's funeral is um, well, never mind.

What's the betting Abby needs rescuing from the sleazy new owner of the bistro one day. By....yes you've guessed it......Kev.

I do not buy Adam wanting to marry Sarah (save for making some sort of dig at Gary) and why is she being so bitchy about him being the father of Maria's baby ?

How are Brian and, Cathy is it ? Getting on running the Kabin ? The line, 'I need to go to the Kabin and relieve Brian' was comedy genius. You can tell when Johnathan Harvey is writing/producing.

Carla needs a real story line, not just hanging round the street looking like an extra.

Isn't Carla busy building a hair oil empire, possibly because she can't understand the factory setup, which I thought was going to be an online business. We saw a shot of the snooker hall yesterday, we have forgotten Costa, the CoOp, Audreys and Grim Up North. We have forgotten Craig, his mum and Kirk, Steve and Tracey. And the Dev kids.
Did Michelle not go to Ireland?
They should go back to twice a week and scrap the crime stories.

Can anyone remember that Dev had an older daughter in the show who hasn’t been mentioned for years and it was also said that he had a chain of corner shops and has loads of kids with all the various shop workers! Bet the script writers have long forgotten that!

Yeah, I often wonder what happened to her. Didn't she kiss the gay Webster daughter which put doubts in her mind on Miss Webster's wedding day ?

Also, I thought Dev's other shops burned to the ground. What happened to the insurance settlement ?

Was she Amber? Was it a crazed lawyer who burned all the shops? Was anyone else injured? I thought there were supposed to be a string of women and kids too. I like Dev, I think he knows the whole thing is bonkers.

Yes she was Amber I think. He has a few other kids alright they would be grown up now. Iirc he had money troubles and sold the other shops to pay his debts but managed to keep the one in coronation st.

Why don't the other kids turn up occasionally like Ken's kids, to run the kebab shop (and the chipper, if it exists ans belongs to Dev. Maybe I imagined the chipper. Or should it be chippy? It is chipper where I live).

Chippy or chip shop

Maybe Roy's brother & Robert had a double funeral.

I Liked Amber; she was a good character. I suppose the actress has moved on.

I agree. Amber had some oomph and used to run rings around Dev.

We have forgotten Craig

I have a feeling Roy’s goth niece is being lined up as his new love interest.