*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

[MonkeyToesOfDoom]

Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Two words: MAUREEN LIPMAN.

She was amazing tonight!!

Maureen was amazing, you’re right.

Well I guess Shona’s lips will shrink again if it’s a cold sore, but this cold sore has kept them immaculately, uniformly swollen for a good fortnight now.

Maureen really suited that purple hat she had on tonight. It made her look different in a really lovely way.

Well I guess Shona’s lips will shrink again if it’s a cold sore, but this cold sore has kept them immaculately, uniformly swollen for a good fortnight now.

I haven't seen any episodes this week but will watch lasy night's to see the lips and purple hat.

Also, she woke up ten minutes ago and already they are asking her to identify a picture of a rhino?

I also had a bit of a giggle at that. If she didn’t get dog, rhino was going to be even more of a stretch. And would it have been significant if she’d said rhino rather than rhinoceros? So many questions. 🦏

Shona was always bland, never beautiful.

I feel like slapping David, over how he speaks to his mother and family. It would be like treading over eggshells constantly.

Max is an unbelievably shite actor.

Talking of bad young actors, both Summer and Simon have gone missing.

Maureen Lipman is the only reason I still watch Corrie. I liked her from the Agony days when she played Jane Lucas. Her books are very entertaining too, her mum was a real character, and her late husband Jack Rosenthal wrote episodes of Corrie many years ago.

eddiemairswife

You mentioned them, you had to mention them, they'll now appear by the end of the week in many scenes together.

Simon was so cute when he first came into Corrie. How did it all go so badly wrong?

Yes, he was a good little actor then. I remember him saying "I miss Mummy " with a break in his voice, to Peter, and it was such a sad moment.

Doesn't he have a baby now? Maybe he's on paternity leave? Presumably dev kids have exams now and max looks gcse age?

Perhaps Summer has gone upstairs to look for her new head just like the young Tracy Barlow did.

I hate Geoff & what's he's doing to Yasmeen. I've seen this scenario played out in real life (not to me btw)
& I really want to slap Geoff silly all the way to Siberia & then some.

@eddiemairswife!! You mentioned summer and she’s in the first bloody scene!

😂 The writers are definitely reading this post

and they work really fast!

Gawd Tyrone and fizz are stupid. Only just realising the photo and the gp would both prove no bruises. 🙄
So will that be it then? Hope lied, family got ripped apart, but now we discover she lied and family will be back together, story forgotten? Although if it means we don't have to suffer fizz and her condescending voice I'm happy.
There's just no excitement at all the whole programme is dull ... and i can't care about Gemma at all.

Surely they won't solve the problem of 4 x babies like this

Almost as fast as the social worker @WireBrushAndDettolMaam 😂

She’s amazing. They must have very small caseloads in Wetherfield!

Why did they leave 'Ope's mobile lying around

Gemma is unbearable. Full stop.