*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

I thought Fizz went to prison because she was implicated in one of John Stape's murders.

She was convicted of fraud - she and John Stape claimed Colin Fishwick’s inheritance when his mother (Mrs Warboys of One Foot in the Grave fame) died.

Oh yes, Mrs Warboys!

As soon as they realised the gun wasn't decommissioned they should have contacted the police. You need to have a licence to have one and it has to be locked away in an approved cabinet (secured to the building so can't be stolen), separate to ammunition and checked by the police.

My dad had to take my uncle's shotgun the same night he died as nobody else in the house had a licence. Luckily he had space in his cabinet.

But I suppose Gary thought it might come in useful at some point, he's a bad boy.

So poor Shona has amnesia and sometime when she was in a coma someone came and pumped her lips up.....!

I know! She’s acting this hospital scenario really well, but all I’ve been able to concentrate on for the whole time she’s been unconscious is her trout pout!

I bet Roy’s niece ends up working in the factory within weeks

Her lips are HUGE!

Of course Roy’s niece is an accomplished seamstress. What are the odds.

Geoff doesn't want Jasmeen working at Speed Dall because she might see people drinking wine? I though SD didn't have a licence.

And yes... who punched Shona in the mouth?

Yes, about Shona's mouth.
Also, she woke up ten minutes ago and already they are asking her to identify a picture of a rhino?

There was some argy bargy a couple of months ago when Geoff was made a partner in speed Dahl. I think he made it so people could bring their own alcohol and Aaliyah wasn’t happy. Or maybe the other way round? I remember it being an issue anyway.

Shona had lovely lips, i was always commenting on them to my DD, wtf has she done to them? Iirc Geoff persuaded Yasmeen to allow alcohol in speed daal, if so he has been planning this 'drink problem' thing for some time.

The actress who plays Shona had a cold sore when filming which is why her lips look swollen.

Shona was really pretty. Now all you notice is her gob! Why do beautiful women wreck their naturalness?

Ah Housewife2010 that explains it, she doesn't need any enhancing, she is very attractive.

I’m a nurse and I’ve never seen a cold sore pump up your whole lips like that, in such a uniform way and all over. I call bollocks!

I agree Rhinosaurus. Her lips are perfectly uniform. I expect the cold sore was invented as an excuse.

That is not a coldsore! 😂

That is fillers!

The same nurse or doctor with Shona and always in a scrub suit.

Also the previous poster is right about Roy's niece. If not working in the knicker factory very soon it will be in Roy's cafe, or the bistro or Dev's shop or the Rover's or Speed Dahl.She might even be a secret mechanic like Abbie and be a genius in Kev's tiny garage.

Yaseem & Geoff's story line is well played out imo. It shows how someone who is usually headstrong can be controlled over a period of months. It reinforces that anyone can be a victim and it helps to break away from the ignorance of victim blaming

The actress has said on Twitter that it was a cold sore. Would it be safe to have fillers when heavily pregnant?

She might have also had a coldsore too.