*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

That bag jade had was tiny! She must only have one other outfit and no dressing gown!

That social worker must either have nothing else to do and be sat around the corner or she's literally The Flash.

Knowing Corrie they’ve had a social services office pop up round the corner that’s “always been there”

Why are chez and Gemma dressed like 60’s throw backs?

Oh yeah, and the voices sound louder through the door than inside the room!

Why didn't Jack or Ruby mention Jade being at the Webster's

What do you reckon is happening with the quads? Are the “chaperones” actually models who are being photographed as if they are the quads parents?

Fizz and Ty are a bit dim..
My first question would have been "How did she know the kids were here?"

Which would have led to asking jack, which leads to jade.

WireBrushAndDettolMaam
That was my first thought too.

Maybe Evelyn will twig

Jades a bit dim too. Social services are not going to let a woman who lied about who she was in order to trick her way into hopes home, then take her on as her foster parent. And anyone with half a brain cell will see straight through her plan now they know who she really is.

I mean surely as soon as fizz says “that’s not hopes sister- that’s her teaching assistant who has been living with us” the social worker will say “oh hang on- you didn’t tell them you were her sister? That’s a bit strange. And wasn’t it you that took hope to the hospital and reported the “abuse” to the GP? Hmmm, Chinny reckon.”

Gemma looked very slender for someone who gave birth to quads less than six months ago.

How come they weren't there for the photoshoot so the quads could see their parents at all times ?

However, these, 'chaperones' may well be models as has been said.

Ffs I missed what happened with fizz/jade. What happened?

Oh thank goodness for this!

Watching Jade getting into a tizz was just like watching John Stape all over again.
I wonder if Lottie Henshall (Jade) watched any old episodes of John Stape losing the plot. The likeness in mannerisms is chilling. Good acting!

Will we find out who her mother is.

I thought she was homeless and broke or was that a lie

Jade is saying Fizz knew all along she was Hope's sister, and has emails and messages proving it, obviously fake. Can't see how this story is going to end!

Maureen lipman and Roy will surely sort it out. Unfortunately fizz will avoid prison. Maybe rubys mum should come back.

I know soapland is a whole world altogether but IRL someone working as a teaching assistant in a school would have to declare any relationship to a pupil. So if jade is saying she was open with fizz from the start then she will have declared to her employer that she was hopes sister. Fizz would have been contacted by the school and the relationship discussed wrt how it would impact hopes education.

That WireBrush is exactly how Madam Jade will come unstuck.

Did anyone notice Roy give Evelyn's hand a light brush. I thought that was sweet of Roy trying to show his empathy but Evelyn didn't seem so keen as she moved her hand away quickly.
Roy really gels with strong, feisty women like his Mother, Carla, now Evelyn. I think he likes & gets their straight forwardness.

I bet they make Jade a regular character. Shes too good to let go.

When is Roy’s brother being buried? He seems to have been forgotten about.

Shame Evelyn hadn’t popped a tape recorder in Fizz’s pocket while Jade was ranting!

I would happily watch a show entirely built around Evelyn.

Maybe she’ll get her own spin off show!

Good point about Roy's brother, WireBrush ! Roy seems to have forgotten about his goth niece as well.