X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

Nat King Cole?

This could go very badly.

Martin seems to be taking it seriously. Not just there for the house.

Oh my god he isn't bad and I love this song.

Des O'Connor?

Nicole likes it.
Louis is happy.

Reminds me of this:

Given how bad Jezza was, this isn't terrible.

But there seems to be more backing.

And audience participation.

This is not reggae!!
No worse than the last pair to be fair.

Why don't they just go down the pub and do a bit of karaoke?

Not a bad attempt to be fair!
I sound worse!

Pete Waterman is loving this.

I am enjoying this. It's like New year'e eve.

Raahh, it is a bit New Years isn't it?
Nicole hasn't any idea who he is.

There is obviously something very wrong in the world at the moment. Today my DH found hundreds of dead flies around the bin. I mean hundreds! And squirrels kept trying to be run over by me today. Now this.

Something is afoot

Aww, this is sad.

Go Martin.

I saw one magpie today and a squirrel.
There is something up! I agree

80s Nicole hasn't a clue what day it is. It's why I love her.

She's mad as a box of frogs.

Nicole struggles to remember who she is, there’s no chance she’d recognise anyone else

I never forgave Lewis Hamilton for breaking Nicole's heart. He might drive very fast and win things but his dead to me after all that.

There are some very glowing gnashers there tonight.

All those teeth are blinding me. Thank God Dermot looks normal.

ha ha

I’m in love with Martin!

Raahh, it's Malibu ; teeth whitening people on every corner ready with the tools to give you the whites!

Bloody hell bashir is popular!

Loved Louis "that's never Martin bashir!"

Switched over from Strictly to watch . What a load of crap loads of over inflated egos .