X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

Ah Martin and his sob story,

80s he did her a right favour, she moved on to Grigor Dimitrov, he’s a huge improvement on Lewis!

Nancy, true! His ok and very pretty.

80s my teeth could probably do with some help- but I fear i would end up like Ross in that episode of Friends where his teeth glow in the dark.

I want the Hoff to be my dad

It's the Hoff! Who needs a nan when you have a dad like him?

Wow, she really looks like her Dad

I must be going soft, but now I kind of love Martin.

I'm loving this! This is brilliant saturday night tv.

Christ if Hayley sounds like her dad, shes in trouble

What is with her eyeshadow?

In family top trumps a Hoff beats a Nan every time

I think Nicole and Grigor may have split up now- which is possibly why his results have improved- no more distractions (he was not doing so great).

She does look like her dad.
I like her top.

Let's hope she can bring down Trump's wall.

She’s so beautiful.

Lewis capaldi number! I love this song ; sung by him!

Meh

Bof , 😀

She's the most in tune singer so far

Her eyeshadow, her strange lips, there is not a lot about her face that looks natural.

When you compare her to 50 year old Rikki, for example, who I think looks great.

BoF they don’t need to knock Trumps wall down, you can just walk round the edge because they haven’t built it long enough

It's not good. Bless her. She really tried.

Well , I don't think that would sell in Germany.

It must be lovely to be so confident in yourself, despite a complete lack of talent

Platypus