X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

I love Nicole

Your a little ' robson and Jerome' !
Louis, down with the kids

Jesus Jeremy is pissed!

I'm just dumbstruck trying to work out what SImon has had done.......... his face twists when he's trying to talk. Has he had a stroke in all seriousness or is it his new teeth? I'm most confused...........

Is Jeremy Edwards pissed?

Evening all! This is like a luxury version of I'm A Celebrity. Mainly because I have no idea who most of them are.

Lordy, but this pair are shite

Does Jeremy realise he can't sing though?

He’s definitely pissed

I’d forgotten just how good looking Jeremy was in Hollyoaks. Just shows that people shouldn’t take looks for granted.

What hasn't he done Span!

If I were a celeb I would fight tooth and nail to go on this just to go to that house! I cannot sing bit that doesn't matter at all.

Jeremy hasn't aged well. Jeez. I used to really fancy him

Aww, poor Jeremy seems to be taking seriously

Edwards doesnt appear very stable.

Martin ' doing it for the money' bashier.
He may shock us though .. do we think?

This is very surreal

80s I will be shocked if anything resembling a tune comes out of his mouth.

Did Martin just say he’s going to sing reggae? What the fuck is going on

REGGAE ?

Oh dear. Martin seems to be having a midlife crisis. His poor children will be dying inside

I feel that the world has gone slightly mad.

This is going to be awesome

Christ that was painful from Cole and Edwards...also when did he get so unattractive??

I howled when Simon was singing Brendon's praises and then said to Jeremy "you I don't know" oooff

Does Martin never want to work seriously again?

Has he had a breakdown of some kind?