X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

Is Leona there?

Sinitta must have some serious dirt on Simon!!

Fucking hell an "I like birds" T-shirt. Has he never heard of #metoo

I love Louis's confused little face.

Unders! I dread to think.
Louis looks like his had a nice facial down Malibu high street .

I like birds is an eels song

I've never watched Love island.

I watch a lot of shit tv. But it's usually on too late, and I'm too old for it, really.

I hate Love Island

Oh my word, these Love Island twats!

Jeremy Edwards, what happened to him? He used to be so beautiful.

Can't stand Eyal, Zara or Wes.

was this bloke on Dancing on Ice?

Be a successful band? They are so young and impressionable aren't they?

Yeah, I like a shit tv show as much as the next woman but Live Island is scraping the barrel too low even for me.

This is a terrible start to the singing

Well...they aren't great

My daughter makes me watch Love Island. The shame.

This is hilariously bad

Wes! That's it.

No, they can't sing.

Shawn Mendes.

Whose daughter is the fan?!

The girls are not good singers!
Is the ' real ' X factor coming back or is it this till Christmas?

Shitsinger looks shitfaced already!

My daughter is the Shawn Mendes super fan & no, she is not impressed

@nancy75 😂 maybe I was typecasting. Thanks for the correction!

Nancy's daughter is going to marry Shawn and we're all coming to their wedding! 😀
( they just don't know this yet)

This is where they go- ditch the blokes, because only one of the women can actually sing. Sort of.

really good?

Louis. Your ears need cleaning.

The boys are ok ish. The girls are shit

Did Louis forget to put his hearing aid in?

They a found a distinct sound, distinctly shit

Louis???? Has the descent of your ears down your face rendered you deaf???