X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

80s they are kids that sing cover versions on YouTube

Sue Sylvester from Glee is my favorite character! She would be great on this thread.......

Finally I'm here! Will have to catch up later.

Who are these boys? Teenage DS never heard of them.

16? They're babies

8 million followers? Who follows them? Who are they?

Ah, YouTube fannies

Simon looks ill.

Nancy, ahh! I will have to look them up.
Si has lost lots of weight.

One of my dds friends loves these 2, she travels the country to go to meet & greets.

Max and Harvey - quite sweet

Sue would be bitchin' on this thread. i would dig out a track suit(if i owned one) in her honour.

Eh? Why do they get another go?

They are not bad actually. Still won't follow them tho as that would be weird.

Poor wee lads. They must struggle to keep their heads up under the weight of those massive fringes

They are remarkably good!

Why the hell is louis there? He just looks like one of those nodding dogs and doesn't seem to have a clue who anyone is

@Raahh I am deffo behind so. Cos they are only starting song two now. Wonder why I'm behind!

Ok, so, as I have no idea who these embryos are- what exactly are they famous for.

Are they singing types, on their interweb/vlogging/youtube channels?

Is this going to be a public vote? If it is everyone else should just go home now. All the kids are going to vote for this pair.

Martin Bashier wants to go home now!

Simon looks awful!

Raahh . I too will get my imaginary tracksuit on and channel my inner sarky PE teacher!

I expected samira from the love island group to be better. Wasn’t she a west end performer/singer?

Switched over to ITV. Yup was behind the length of the song.

I loathe Brendon ; my mil is a fan though.

Martin Bashir is going to fire his agent.

definitely.