X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

All Nicole's will go through obviously

dillite well, yes, - does she get to keep all of them?

Still can't get over Louis saying he watched Rikki Lake growing up! Is he actually Benjamin Button??

Oh Nicole. Those fillers are scary in that light.

Oh! She said no to Jenny!

It's Bash!

Bummed she said no to Jenny. Her voice was distinctive but really great!!

Why did she say no to Jenny?

Here comes The Bash! Of course he'll go through

Bash lives another day!

Surely that's a bit unfair.

I though they said there was 9 spaces? Haven't they got 10?!! And uneven numbers in the categories?

Bish Bash Bosh! Calm down to fuck.

Seriously?? I know nothing should surprise me on this show, but...but...HE CAN'T SING!

Seems unfair that there are only 3 overs and 4 of the others.

Oh, this is sad.

Aah, they've kept a place for Vinnie!

Are they going to let him on anyway?

Aw Vinnie

Aww

Yup, apparently. Like I said, little point in the "auditions" really..

V 5 ? Isn't that a form from the post office?

Well- there you go.

Live shows already.

See y'all next week.

I feel for Vinnie but I think it’s a real shame that Jenny missed out on a place for him.

I feel sorry for Jenny Ryan there - undeserved