X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

@dillite

Was very early doors on Love Island 2 years ago

Barrel so scraped it's leaking

Why would Robbie and Tyson do this?!
The love actually girl has got through!
' no singing talent , actually '

Jane Robbie is releasing a whole Christmas album. Who knows what horrors lie within.

They could have chosen this lot without hearing them sing!

JaneJeffer are you sure that wasn't just DS telling you about a weird dream he had??!

How old are the Unders and Overs?

Jane

Platypus it is such a random bunch of people.

How were they even picked?

He does have really weird dreams Noisy

I've taken agin this lassie for some reason. Although I do like alpacas. But I have taken agin her, so that is that

I love the No, No, No song in the background after she got picked.

' Robbie does Christmas ' I can see the album cover now , lots of snow and soft focus photos.
Oh dear! He must be hard up ; he knows that a catchy Xmas number brings in the dosh once a year : maybe Gary will write him one?

100 percent, oh I wasn't talking about the curly std islander. I meant the rugby player.

The barrel has been well and truly scraped.

Teens ahh, now. It has varied over the years depending on who they want to put through and give the best chance to. It should be under 25's /over 25's.

They bent the rule when Matt Cardle was on it, and made it under 28's - so he wouldn't get lost with the 'oldies' iirc.
(I think they have done it since too).

Where is Matt Cardigan now?

That alpaca ad is brilliant

Matt cardigan has disappeared hasn't he?
Not even a comeback effort or anything.

@dillite

My apologies! I was seriously judging your taste!

Matt Cardigan is probably busy living in obscurity

Jane I'm not realy sure, I think he has dabble in theatre. He was definitely dropped by SyCo pretty early on.

He probably hates One Direction.

Dear God, my dog is continuing to fart. Hell is xfactor and dog farts

Why would Nicole have to choose out of 4 acts when the others were able to put 4 through?

Thanks! Didn’t think it said the ages so they just change it as they fancy!

VINNIE JONES WAS MEANT TO AUDITION ?!

Mind blown

Who's have thought he'd be willing to make a cake of himself on a show like this?