X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

Ugh The Vixen

That woman thinks THAT is a tough audience? She wants to meet us lot

Woo Jenny!

Who is the woman with the black hair?
It's the vixen? Let's hope she sounds better than the one I hear having it away each night round here!

She'll probably be good

“What is with her eyeshadow?”

Lol, I was just about to post that I really liked her eyeshadow...

Does anyone think that Simon Cowell may have actually died when he had his fall, and now he's been replaced with a lookalike who's has lots of surgery..?

I love Jenny

Placemark

I'm watching on +1 so far it is fulfilling my every hope of being amazingly shite 😂

Not a fan of The Vixen Jane?

It's MK Ultra op

I predict this woman is going to be unexpectedly amazing. Can't wait.

She is boring them with the chit chat

What makes ya think that Noisy?

You could be on to something there, ipfreely

😮 Wow!

That voice is weird!

Blimey, she's a lot deeper than I expected!

Queen! That's brave.
I'm kinda liking it.

She sounds like a builder

This is as "too low" as all of Sinitta's outfits.

Go on Jenny!!!!!!

I'm not keen! It's just strange.

I prefer Sinnita's outfits BOF

Someone get Shitsinger a coffee fgs