Bake Off 2019

[Hennysmommy]

Im wondering when its back on the telly? Have googled for an answer but no luck.. But i am useless at internet searches. And i dont buy a tv mag.

I liked the vet. And the lorry driver.

TSSDNCOP 'WTF forgets eggs in a cake????!'

I forgot to put the cheese in cheese scones once. Didn't realise until I turned back to the bench after putting them in the oven and saw it sitting looking at me.

One of the women reminded me of Sarah Jane from one of the early seasons, same reactions to comments.
Far too many smug contestants.

At least the snake cake was something a kid might ask for, unlike coffee cake or squashed ice cream.
Overall it feels like it should be on E4, I keep expecting made in Chelsea type tunes to start playing in the tent.

Loved the snake.

Shame Dan went. Jamie is annoying.

Think Alice irritates me the most though

WTF forgets eggs in a cake????!

When my sister was doing cookery at school, way back in the 1960s, they had to make a Christmas cake. One of her friends had got the mixture in the prepared tin and was about to put it in the oven when she realised she had forgotten to add the flour! Apparently she just chucked it in to the tin and mixed it in as best she could then put it in the oven before the teacher noticed. Unfortunately history does not record the results.

I forgot to put flour in a cake once

Didn't take to Dan at all. As soon as they showed him DH said "looks a right nob". Horrible tattoo and had to have his shirt open enough to see it, awful nose piercing. I usually quite like man buns but his was awful and someone should tell him it doesn't suit him at all

Dan was a bit robbed. Felt Jamie should have gone but I liked him

I like the vet lady and Henry. And Michelle (is that the girl with spiral ombré hair?)

She's wondering if everybody dislikes Paul as much as Gregggg is disliked on the Masterchef threads!

Not possible - there sonly so much room for hare in my heart, and Greggggg has bagsied it.

Paul is an arse, though

I missed it, and was about to watch (recorded it) when the telly froze!

Bugger!!!

Oh! How disappointing.

Dan was my favourite straightaway.

Those eyes!

And those eyelashes!

I don't know if I will watch any more!

And I'm itching to take the scissors to that ridiculous frosted fringe...

Schadenfreud!!

That's just being nasty and unkind.

Don't you have any respect for older people at all?

How do you think Mary Berry might feel if she reads this Mumsnet thread, and sees your unkind comments?

I’ve met Mary B and she was very nice! Not a hag at all.,

WheresThat And I'm itching to take the scissors to that ridiculous frosted fringe...

That's just being nasty and unkind.
Dont you have any respect for people who choose a retro hairstyle at all? Surely he is more likely to read this thread than Mary Berry is?

Funny to think that little girl in the credits is now a teenager. I bet she cringes every year Bake Off comes on, and tells her mates that that kid is definitely not her and they should fuck off if they think it is.

The vet’s voice goes right through me, though she seems nice enough.

Nige, Michelle is the Welsh Noel-lookalike. Amelia is the woman with the ombré curls.

I apologise if I've upset the Mary fans.

But I still feel the same way.

I decide people are going to be knobs and then I see they do really worthy jobs and I go all soft on them . This covers both Dan and Paul, bless em.

Michael is a flapper though, isn’t he. Nearly cut all of his fingers off in the first challenge and then was squawking about ‘stress hernias’ during the kiddy birthday cake thing. That might get on my tits.

Which one is ‘Paul’, piggy?

He might not be called Paul. I think they all have names like Paul.

The snake one...

Ahhhh, smugsnakecake the healthy baker. He’s David.

Ian/Alan/Robert/Dave?

See?? He doesn't actually suit the name Dave. It's an elaborate cover!

Anyway, he has a worthy job.

Michael is a bit over excited. He might calm down a bit after week one.

I like Amelia and Helena so far.