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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:06

I know nothing about Mr Razor, Wolf, does he usually strip off? Confused

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viques · 02/09/2019 21:06

Zandra! Love her, wish I had her style. I hope she can cook as well as she looks.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2019 21:07

I'm here! Skating in late from choir.

~waves at everyone~

jay55 · 02/09/2019 21:07

I do appreciate a sportsman who runs to fat in retirement, and he loves food.

Wolfcub · 02/09/2019 21:08

Halsall yes frequently naked on the panel show with Freddy Flintoff

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2019 21:10

imaginarycat She's actually quite small for a Newfie! I must say I am relieved about that. It's probably because she's a fussy tart and won't eat her food unless I jazz it up with actual real meat.

Zandra's eyebrows terrify me, but I like her hair.

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:10

Hello Grouchy & Myimaginarycat 👋👋

And everyone for that matter

Love Zandra but......she doesn't strike me as much of a cook.....

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Discerning · 02/09/2019 21:10

Hair and make-up have used up some old pantomime make-up on Zandra

Elderflower14 · 02/09/2019 21:11

Cannot abide Ruddock. He was on Can't Pay a few years ago. Complete arrogant dick who didn't pay a Kennel bill. His charming wife threw a bottle of water at the enforcers!! 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:12

Nooooooo! Not choreetzo! We've had this before Gregggg.

Chorrrreeetho!

Discerning · 02/09/2019 21:12

where is Schadenfreude?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:13

Sandra evidently likes a big portion....

Wolfcub · 02/09/2019 21:13

Zandra’s looks like it should be inside a body cavity - but I suspect it’s not the worst

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:14

Zandra not Sandra - Bleedin' autocorrect

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:14

Zandra always looks like that, Discerning Grin

Not sure I want to see any of Razor's, er, assets, Wolf Envy

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2019 21:15

This Razor chap is rather confident isn't he. I must learn to channel that.

Discerning · 02/09/2019 21:15

Halsall - has she ever been seen in the same room at the same time as Grayson Perry?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:16

where's Schadenfreude?
Have faith, @Discerning. If we build it she will come.

jay55 · 02/09/2019 21:16

Deffo a full intestine from an anatomy diagram there from Zandra.

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 21:16

Does look very instestinal (not a word)

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:16

Discerning GrinGrin

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Bumbags · 02/09/2019 21:17

I don’t think I could make a sausage.

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:17

I did add @SchadenfreudePersonified to the original bat-signal and I've seen her around recently so hopefully she'll be here soon.

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cricketmum84 · 02/09/2019 21:18

John Torode saying "CHORITHO" literally gives me the rage.

Wolfcub · 02/09/2019 21:18

Jesus Joey’s a twat!