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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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cricketmum84 · 28/08/2019 21:17

Eek ready and waiting!!!! Favourite show ever!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/08/2019 11:37

Signing in! Eee, it's a sign autumns here with the first of the MCs.
All together now - FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGG!

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 19:53

What ho! It's TONIGHT at 9pm on BBC1

Practice your FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGS in anticipation.

Gives @ellenanora5 a gentle hug x

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 19:54

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGGG

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 19:55

OFF YOU FUCK (trying to get this thread into trending)

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 19:56

HUZZAH we are in active

FUCK OFF FUCKFACE

Discerning · 02/09/2019 20:15

i am the critic formerly known as Pencil Museum and would like to point fans in the direction of Jay Rayner's Podcasts "out to lunch" - specially good are Richard E Grant and Stanley Tucci. The latter was attracted to his 2nd wife (sister of Emily Blunt) because he had never met a slender person who ate and enjoyed her food so much! passing the time now with Brooklyn 99. Few episodes I've not seen ....

Wolfcub · 02/09/2019 20:34

Not long now. Hope this year’s contestants are good

iklboo · 02/09/2019 20:36

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Elderflower14 · 02/09/2019 20:42

Checking in and wondering what Joey Essex will produce! 🤣

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 20:45

Cooeee @Halsall! 👋👋👋

ellenanora5 · 02/09/2019 20:52

Aww thanks fourquenelles, appreciate that.

Not sure I'll be able to watch tonight folks, I'll see how it goes, I have no idea who is even on it

Fuck Off Gregggggggg

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 20:59

I'm going to be on holiday. I'll have to watch when I get back.

I AM on holiday. Still watching!😂

@ellenanora5, sorry to hear you've been poorly, hope your recovery goes well, here's a space for you here whenever you feel like dropping in.

@GrouchyKiwi What have you been feeding your puppy! She's massive (in a lovely way!)

I love the line up, lots I recognise for a change. Joey Essex is going to be interesting, I think he's built his career on a winning smile.

Bring It On...

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:00

Hello to all!

Welcome and bring it on.

We need some brainless distraction. And with Gregggg at the helm, we're sure gonna get it.

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MsJaneAusten · 02/09/2019 21:01

I think I’ve found my people. Can I join you?

jay55 · 02/09/2019 21:01

Signing in. I'm so ready for this.

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Halsall · 02/09/2019 21:03

Of course MsJane and welcome. Don't mind the swearing Grin

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:03

Joey, Joey, Joey...

RomaineCalm · 02/09/2019 21:04

I'm here! 😊

MC meets The Generation Game?

Discerning · 02/09/2019 21:04

innuendo bingo anyone? seems too easy too early ...

Wolfcub · 02/09/2019 21:05

Oh lord let’s hope Razor keeps his clothes on in this show

Sarahlou63 · 02/09/2019 21:06

Ohhhh! My spiritual home for the next 13 weeks Grin

fourquenelles · 02/09/2019 21:06

Like this challenge.

I know this is terribly ageist (talking as an old gimmer myself) but I am not sure Zandra is going to make it to the end of the series Shock

Discerning · 02/09/2019 21:06

Gregg - rebel rousing - what is that? same as rabble-rousing? illiterate bastard

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 02/09/2019 21:06

Greggg's gorn all Cockernee, he's trying to out-bloke Razor, the numpty!