Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Don’t bother trying cottage cheese @PotterHead1985. The texture is unmentionable honestly.

I hope his chicken is cooked.

@ShirleyPhallus oh god. Textures are my one issue. I'm very particular texture wise

Did you say cinder toffee ellen ??

Raw pud. Ick

Cold raw brownie=grim disappointment

Aaand it fell apart. Twat. Bye bye baby doc!!

ilovesooty I love cottage cheese with pineapple. I'm also quite partial to the M&S one with prawns in it.

Spencer has a proper cat’s arse face

"I want him gone"

Chocolate gravel.

Potter god you poor thing, very hard when you can't get out, I'm ds2 carer and I know how hard it is, hope you're managing ok

I love big Martin and Spenny has always had a place in my erm well heart shall we say

'Ready, Chef' ?

Chuck's cinder toffee to Halsall, I bloody love it too, enjoy

@ellenanora5 hardest thing is I have chronic illnesses myself. And then the tooth was an added kick. But my mam is 71 and her health is deteriorating and there is literally only me to care for her.

I can somewhat talk today, but having done the shopping (badly - staring at the card machine not remembering how it worked ) and having to speak to people has left me a bit sore.

I do want that pudding to be good.

The disappointing thing is that two of these numpties will be back next year to wank on as judges like they know what they’re talking about again

That pudding looks perfect. Definitely a Paddington fan. 🐻

Ooh, thanks ellen
We used to make cinder toffee when we were kids, my mum knew how to keep us amused Might get the bicarb out and cook up a batch tomorrow!

That's true Shirley and I often wonder why, especially the crap cooks

@Halsall send some my way. I'll eat on the right!!

I hate the r arranging food with fingers thing

Venison not pink enough for me I'll be honest.

“Good lad” he’s not a fucking border collie Greg

Oh god Halsall the last time I made it was a disaster, me and ds1 were chasing it all over the cooker, the counters and the floor, might have got my proportions a bit wrong so I've bought it ever since