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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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Halsall · 13/09/2019 21:05

Hi ellen, hope all went well Flowers

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RomaineCalm · 13/09/2019 21:06

I'm here and it's Friday! Smile

Never mind what happens on MC I have wine, oodles of salted nuts, olives, sun dried tomatoes and some very nice chocolate that I've been hiding from DC. Dig in!

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:06

Yes thanks @ellenanora5

Cauliflower rice . Yuck.

ShirleyPhallus · 13/09/2019 21:06

I’m sure a number of women have suffered your dry pork loin to be honest, Gregg

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:07

I have wine. Salty nuts. Jellies. Crisps. Rice Krispie squares. S'all good.

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:08

ChocoVenison. Yuuum

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:08

I had pineapple cottage cheese for tea. A bit disappointing.

Halsall · 13/09/2019 21:09

Baby Doc's healthy options sound pretty dire, tbh.

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Elderflower14 · 13/09/2019 21:09

Paddington was my friend growing up too....
The look John gave Spencer just now!!

jay55 · 13/09/2019 21:09

I have Chinese and wine, spoiled.

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:09

@ilovesooty what is pineapple cottage cheese exactly?!? Hmm

Wolfcub · 13/09/2019 21:10

I remember liking big Martin

ShirleyPhallus · 13/09/2019 21:10

Is it just me or are they sounding like they’re cooking actual food this week?!

Elderflower14 · 13/09/2019 21:10

John is wearing a Christmas jumper in September. '🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 3

Halsall · 13/09/2019 21:10

Those grey plates again.....Hmm

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PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:10

I worked every hour god sent last year so I missed all three masterchef programmes god help me.

This is one good thing about having to give up work to be my Mammy's carer.

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:10

It's Longley Farm. Comes in a tub.

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:11

@ilovesooty does it taste nice? Sounds 'odd'!

ShirleyPhallus · 13/09/2019 21:11

Oh Christ, I have quite a crush on Spenny. He’s such a good mix of bad boy and posh boy.

Shame he is rocking a huge cold sore mind

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:12

It's ok. The chives one is nicer.

ellenanora5 · 13/09/2019 21:12

Went ok thanks Halsall, all set up for for radiotherapy now just waiting on the date to start it.

Ah Grouchy hope you're ok and tomorrow is a better day, enjoy your holidays.

Shirley you just put me right off my cinder toffee Grin....Gregg's loins yuk yuk

Oh I've Turkish delight as well if anyone wants some.

I'm not really watching either, our chat is so much better Smile

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:12

Dunno if we get it here @ilovesooty

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:12

Poor Josie.

ilovesooty · 13/09/2019 21:13

I love Turkish delight.

PotterHead1985 · 13/09/2019 21:13

@ellenanora5 glad it went ok.

I live for our chats too. I nearly forgot to come on here today!! My first time out of the house in a week since the tooth out. I forgot how to adult in the shop. My friendly checkout operator was laughing at me!!

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