Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

@PotterHead1985 he looks really cherished!

That ratatouille is going to be crunchy. Which isn't what I'm looking for in a ratatouille...

Aw @ShirleyPhallus

@ShirleyPhallus which dc are you on? I'm jelly

I love these threads.

@PotterHead1985 numbero uno! Had the scan a week ago and it was magical to see the little thing jumping around like a salmon. Due next March :)

That dude just said it was better than they usually get! From this bunch of slebs!!!

Can I join in? Butter chicken looks lush but needs a good naan bread

Congratulations Shirley!

I love a peshwari naan!

These people are walking in like “where the fuck are the celebrities we were promised were cooking for us, who on earth are these plebs?”

We feel the same Ford people

@ShirleyPhallus I am so jealous. I'm 34 and peri-menopausal. I want a babby.

Oooo a MC baby! Hope you're calling him Gregggggggggggg!

Banana cake and custard v syrupy sponge cake and cream. I mean...

Noooo John! Or Monica.

Don't do what my mam did. She gave me a name that couldn't be shortened cos she didn't like shortened names!!

My name is Helen. They call me Hell 😡. Call me hell I'll kill you. Call me H we are good.

Hope you're calling him Gregggggggggggg!

Or Jonty?

Syrup sponge needs custard.

That bloody comedienne. Beautiful and Banging!!! 😡 😡

Spenny!!

@elderflower14 of she gets through and is teamed up with joey we’ll have bang and wallop - all we need is someone who shouts crash

Hope you're calling him Gregggggggggggg!

I can’t have the baby’s name the same as his father now can I

Oh Potter, hang in there, have you got a partner? I thought it wouldn’t happen for me and then I got pregnant 18 months after meeting the lad cos we just “knew”.

All a bit average. Right see you lot tomoz. Ginger tea, snugly blanket and socks for Ellen.

This is my Bumbledog. He is terminally ill with a brain tumour. Finding it very difficult. Work have been very kind and understand I will need time off when the time comes.

Breast cancer unfortunately Potter but caught early thankfully, had the surgery a few weeks ago so can start radiation now.

You're hound is beautiful, he looks so happy

Shirl everyone on these threads have been so supportive to me over the years especially when I whinge about ds2 disabilities or bang on about ds1 and how brilliant he is with ds2, I've been known to shed a tear or two.

Thanks for all the good wishes for tomorrow everyone.

Well all in all they did way better than last week

Catch you all Friday

Keep well, all! Good luck tomorrow, ellen.

Poor wee Bumbledog. I'm so sorry, Elderflower.