Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Oooh. Essex. My Mammy's home. Literally assuming they are in Dagenham ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@Myimaginarycathasfleas yup

WHY ARE THEY SHOUTING?!!

Its all the practice and lessons we never hear about Halsall

Chef just weighed them up and found them lacking.

I'd say it's noisy as heck in there tbf

'It's lamb'. Twat!!!

ellen at least the guy they booted out on Monday admitted he'd had some lessons!

God Potter that's an awful lot to be going through.

I knew mince would be involved along with tomatoes

Lol did he Halsall I missed that

Bloody hell, Potter. That's a rough time ahead.

Could have done a moussaka with that lamb...

@ellenanora5 it's the latest in a long list of tests. Been having them for a long time now.

I'm ashamed to admit I missed the why you were having the radiation when I copped you were having it.

Stinky (Beethoven) says hi to his Mammy's people.

Oh man, more Cheffy love to potter, hope it all goes as well as possible

@ShirleyPhallus ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dom really is bloody useless. Waiting for josie to boss him around and asking which bit of an egg the yolk is (hint, it aint the white bit babe)

It's not a big kitchen is it?
I'm not a fan of the mass catering round.

for you too, Potter.

I love my people. I'm glad I'm here. Mumsnet is my home and I am not yet a mother (unless you count mothering my 71y/o mother who I am sole carer for). One day I hope tho.

Oh and 2 dogs 3 cats.

That's a "how can you not love me?" face if ever I saw one!

Huge hugs to you ladies having nasty tests and treatments. Hang in there.

God, love to you both!

@Myimaginarycathasfleas he wasn't loved until just before Christmas. He was found on the side of the road. Starved matted terrified and with broken bones. Then he came to live here ❤️❤️

Dom is doing the “i’m just a humble worker bee” routine so that he can opt out of responsibility if it goes wrong. And he’s doing that misogynist “you’re the boss” thing. I hate him.

I’m pregnant and full of hormones and the good tidings in this thread is making me feel very emotional!