Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Oh @ellenanora5, loads of luck for tomorrow, we will all be thinking of you

Butterscotch sauce alert! Ambulance on standby...

B&b? I thought it was a sex dungeon? Anyway I'm craving some sweet stuff now. Bugger.

The MealFoy chaps are doing a decent job. I am impressed in spite of myself.

I refuse to believe that Dom is as clueless as he's pretending to be.

I would just drink that if it is nice.

I had salted caramel ice cream, dark chocolate sauce, marshmelloz and fudge chunks on my churros. Diabetic nurse for Potter!!

The butterscotch sauce btw

I had salted caramel ice cream, dark chocolate sauce, marshmelloz and fudge chunks on my churros.

Ooh. Lush.

Thanks everyone, been a rough couple of months but betting there.

Thanks Potter I'll remember that, didn't realise you'd been through it, hope you're ok

Ooh big profiteroles, god I love creme pat and pastry but I hate strawberries.

It was 🤪

I've had home-made tomato soup (with my own tomatoes) but I'm feeling the need for pudding now

@ellenanora5 had a bunch of different treatments for my 'undiagnosed' conditions!! Radiation was one of them. As if my immune system wasn't crap enough already.

Alex looked Ive he was giving that profiterole an enema.

Got to admit. That looks bloody lovely.

They don't look bad!! Wonder how they taste.

Heh, the icing on those millefeuille.

Heeeeelp. Dog lying here just gassed me out of it #offtopic

Lol OhWhat

Poor you Potter hope you get to the bottom of it

Dom and Josie did well

Dr Alex's choc sauce is burnt isn't it?

A huge improvement on last weeks lot of slebs

@ellenanora5 next up is an MRI, Colonsocopy, Endoscopy, internal and external Ultrasound.......

Oh, got them the wrong way round. Alex's was ok.

My mum used to make vanilla slices with split Cornish wafers, birds custard and icing. Fucking lush they were.
I'd bathe in those profiteroles. Apart from the nuts. No place for nuts.

They seem to have improved very dramatically from the last show, though. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh my @PotterHead1985, is that still to come?