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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/09/2019 20:04

The fecking wall.

ellenanora5 · 11/09/2019 20:05

Now I want profiteroles

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:05

Hope everyone's feeling well (or as close to it as possible). Rioja's uncorked, off we go.

ShirleyPhallus · 11/09/2019 20:06

I only ever know this is on cos my active threads goes mental. Tuning in shortly!

PotterHead1985 · 11/09/2019 20:06

Pinotage here. Delicious.

I like a profiterole

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:07

Those profiteroles look like little ducklings!

Halsall · 11/09/2019 20:07

Whoa, caramel sauce???

At least there's a doctor on hand to attend to his own burns....Hmm

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ellenanora5 · 11/09/2019 20:08

Ah soft shell not the same though Potter, you need a crunch

How are you MyImaginary, enjoy the wine, have my first radiation appointment tomorrow but having a little tipple myself

GrouchyKiwi · 11/09/2019 20:08

I love profiteroles. Made them with the children last week.

PotterHead1985 · 11/09/2019 20:09

@ellenanora5 this is true. But bugger it is a bit sore now. Glad I started gently eating on that side last night with pasta and this morning with soft toast. I built it up.

Halsall · 11/09/2019 20:09

I dread to think what horrific Greggggg sex faces we're going to endure with all this sweet stuff 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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PotterHead1985 · 11/09/2019 20:10

@Halsall I bet his wife only likes it doggy!! GrinGrinShockWink

ShirleyPhallus · 11/09/2019 20:10

I can’t wait to see them fuck this up

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:10

Hope all goes well tomorrow, @ellenanora5, what time? we can be sending you happy thoughts.

PotterHead1985 · 11/09/2019 20:11

@ellenanora5 didn't realise you were having radiation. I'm here (well all over mnet) if you need a chat ❤️

ShirleyPhallus · 11/09/2019 20:12

I dread to think what horrific Greggggg sex faces we're going to endure with all this sweet stuff

I’ve got no interest in seeing his stiff peaks, how his pastry rises or his diplomat cream thanks ever so much

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:13

Do you think Dr Alex is there to save on the insurance?😂

Halsall · 11/09/2019 20:13

ellen so sorry, I managed to miss what you said, but Flowers for you and wishing you all the best for tomorrow. It'll be done in no time.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/09/2019 20:14

Hello, hello, my little gourmands! Missed it all due to cocking Brexit shit. Bloody hell, millefiori are way harder than half made profiteroles. With chuffing nuts on them! Sacrilege!

GrouchyKiwi · 11/09/2019 20:14

ellen Flowers

Halsall I'm just not going to look at the screen for the whole of the tasting.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:15

"Yolks, that's just the yellow bit isn't it?" He runs a B&B!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/09/2019 20:16

And big hugs Ellen.

Halsall · 11/09/2019 20:16

I’ve got no interest in seeing his stiff peaks, how his pastry rises or his diplomat cream thanks ever so much

ShockBlushGrinGrin

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PotterHead1985 · 11/09/2019 20:16

@Myimaginarycathasfleas yea but his missus does the cooking id bet!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/09/2019 20:16

"meal-foy"

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