Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

bird's eye chicken pie looks good compared with this lot

He has got something, @rosesandcashmere. He and Steph seem like a solid couple. I didn't know about their son until recently. They also hosted Nigel Farage at their B&B The Salutation. That was an interesting programme too...

Undercooked barley might make you fart, undercooked chicken and you lose your guts. Disappointing.

I'm missing Wednesday - will have to record as I'm going to a football match. See you all on Friday!

Is it a Masterchef/Inside the Factory mash-up, thus netting Gregggggg a double fee? It bloody is, isn't it?

See you all next week.

I'll miss Wednesday - see you on Friday with 🍷🍷🍷

what's that noise? Lord Reith rotating in his grave?

@Halsall it looks it

I'll be here Wednesday. I'm crossing my fingers I'll have cooked my own delicious something before hand.

I'll try and remember to check in! Keep a plate warm for me...

Best of luck with the am dram fourq

Hope the pain pisses off Potter and you can eat again

I saw that one MyImaginary, think they did a couple if them

Catch you all on Wednesday

Yes, hope you're feeling better by then Potter

Toi toi for the play fourq!

Thanks all

The only person in this lot I recognised is someone I can't stand, not a good sign for this week. Didn't Dom want to stand for UKIP?

Mass catering challenge will be interesting, hopefully they can all cook chicken properly by then.

i feel the heavy hand of a mumsnet moderator on my shoulder wielding a bingo dobber which doubles as a redacting sharpie & may be name changing soon. you may or may not recognise my style. just going to check the use-by date on some raw chicken and break up a fight in the House of Commons car park. Someone is holding John Berkow whilst Jacob Ree-Mogg hits him with a chair leg.

Just checking in. Love Listening to Josie Long's tales on R4; her voice is so soperific

I have had Overseas Family staying so missed Monday's episode. All caught up now. Boy have they plumbed the depths this series. I will continue hate watching with you marvellous people.

I'm here. Just finished the Paprika and Garlic tacos and Churros I did for dinner.

Tuning in for the mass vegie pasta bake and enormous shepherds pie or spag bol

Evening all hope everyone's well

Thy pain must be better so Potter

I'm here! I like this second lot better, Bring It On...

The not Thy jesus christ autocorrect

@ellenanora5 up and down but I was like 'fuck it'. I wanted proper food. I should have gone for soft shell tho!!

OK, thinking Dr Alex is going to be able to see over the wall....

More suffering ahoy

Evening all!