Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Dom definitely wins on the stroganoff optics.

Bad luck with still being in pain, Potter - what a nuisance.

Dr gives tv chef food poisoning oops!

yum raw chicken

Bye bye doc

Ah Potter hope its gone soon, its not dry socket is it

Anyone want to place bets on which establishment the mass catering challenge will be this week...

Sam and ella round to tea again

I'm quite partial to Rioja, red and white.

Thanks team, I’ve been feeling bloody awful. Like I’ve got a constant hangover. I’ve told DH this baby better be REALLY good

I’d say pregnancy hormones account for 10% of my rage and absolute fucking ineptitude accounts for 90%

mim can't get by on tokenism tonight surely

Plate of dry grains, anyone?

That looks very, very chewy...

That looks like maggots.

Re-dick-io?

Really?!!

oo doc may be saved by mim

Fuck, I'm agreeing with Gregggg. I said it first, honest, just couldn't post in time.

Surely raw chicken is unforgivable

Did anyone watch the documentary a few months ago with Dom and Steph, it was about their sons and his disability, it was very moving, I loved them even more after it, they sound so posh but are very down to earth really.

I think I fancy Dom and I can't explain why.

I'm scared it might be dry socket god help me.

Doc has to go. Raw chicken like.

that barley is surely out of a Merchant Gourmet packet? not that I've ever bought one

I think Mim will be going. Poor nan.

Boo. Sam and ella doctor shipman survives to poison another day.

Raw chicken survived over maggots!

Raw chicken stayed!!