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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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ilovesooty · 09/09/2019 21:30

I'd like to see Gary on this.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:30

i'll take that steak away as is and then set fire to the kitchen and flee

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:30

I like Josie but she looks a bit like a thirteen year old boy having a growth spurt.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:31

Gary and his son Harry - educated at Charterhouse or Sherbourne I believe. going back to his roots not hahahahhaha

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:31

Ds1 rang me earlier to chat (he's moved out Sad) told me not to get worked up about Greg seeing as how I've got the other crap going on but rest assured he'll be screaming enough fuck off Gregs for us all Grin

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:32

yeh is she a friend of Sappho or aren't we allowed to say?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:32

You raised him well, @ellenanora5...

fourquenelles · 09/09/2019 21:33

You raised a goodun there ellena

ShirleyPhallus · 09/09/2019 21:33

He sounds like a good egg Ella!

ilovesooty · 09/09/2019 21:33

They're hardly doing any cooking are they?

Wolfcub · 09/09/2019 21:33

The 70s called, they want that chicken dish back

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:34

what is mim short for? Mimosa?

fourquenelles · 09/09/2019 21:34

Ahh just checked Josie had a baby last May so that's why she's filled out in the face a bit. And yes, I think she has a female partner.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:34

this show is a goddam insult to anyone aged over 7 or so

ShirleyPhallus · 09/09/2019 21:34

I tell you what’s really relaxing. Having a stressed, sweaty bald head chef yelling at you “RELAX YEAH DONT CHUCK IT YEAH BETTER SWIRLS NO NO DO IT AGAIN JUST RELAX BIT MORE CARE NO FASTER YEAH JUST RELAX OK?”

Yeah I feel loads more relaxed now thanks

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:35

I don't know much about her @Discerning but she seems to have a gentler style than a lot of female stand ups around, which I like.

fourquenelles · 09/09/2019 21:36

No I am wrong her partner is Jonny Donahoe

PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2019 21:37

I didn't think they could be worse than last weeks. To be fair I'd chuck any single one of these away and bring back the poor marine and his bandy gravy.

ShirleyPhallus · 09/09/2019 21:37

@Discerning think it’s miminum wage?

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Halsall · 09/09/2019 21:37

Do you mean Josie, Discerning? She had a baby last year with her (male) partner and I think I remember reading an interview where she talked about how she was trying to adjust to the whole motherhood onslaught.

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PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2019 21:37

That's cremated. I'd fuck it at yer head.

ilovesooty · 09/09/2019 21:37

Mim was raised by his nan apparently because of his mother's mental health issues.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:38

but is she funny Myimag? not like Shappi khorsandi who is not really

Wolfcub · 09/09/2019 21:38

Ouch that’s a nasty burn

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:38

Ow ow ow, call Dr Alex!!!