Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

And letting this lot loose in a professional kitchen?

“Your brocolli is cooked really well” ITS MASTERCHEF FFS. Now on earth will any of those goons get on in a professional kitchen

Was there a piece of fish on sliced bananas?

Sooty. I would so love to see Monica's face. I love Monica.

if I was a member of the public asked to pay for that shite I would decline rudely

I could have done with Dr Alex this morning. I sliced off a bit of fingerprint. I'm too squeamish to look at it so I've wrapped it in kitchen roll and insulating tape...

Romaine - lettuce hope so re Pizza Express seasonal offering

Same here fourqs this round should be near the end, I don't believe for one minute they cook half of what we see.

More bloody broccoli, Zandra could barely manage it last week

Good that Josie is so fucking experienced in cooking brocolli then isn’t it

@Myimaginarycathasfleas ouch

those plates are a bit Primark/Argos aren't they?

I don't understand why on earth they would be cooking a 'classic French bordelaise sauce' when most of them don't look like they could navigate their way around a packet of Bisto.

Holds Shirley tight while she sobs on my shoulder, there there Shirley it'll be over soon, we can live in hope for next week.

Blooming heck I always miss half of MasterChef! Is it worth a watch this year?

Romaine

I don't one a bloody long piece of leek spoiling my chicken thanks. Not a restaurant for me.

Thanks @ellenanora5. This is basically the Shirley breakdown live thread.

So far I haven’t been able to make a single
Gregg smutty pun and this hurts me. When oh when will this get good again. Will I be destined to wait for Monica to rescue it. Who knows.

I'd say no, Mog, but why shouldn't you suffer like the rest of us?😁

Shirley - more swearing please - I am saving up "In the loop" on iplayer to watch again. "Baroque" quality swearing according to i newspaper.

Romaine

That veg looks like toddler food.

"HEAT THROUGH A SICILIAN CAPONATA?!"

How is that cooking?

this is shiter than last week
i think the producers are spreading themselves too thinly. Perhaps Gary Lineker is involved behind the scenes or John Humphrys. Or even a Radio 4 continuity announcer like - Josie.

myimaginary I shall suffer on catch up then. Sounds like a lot of them have the cooking skills of my dh-non existent!

I feel your pain, Shirley