Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Oh dear. Doms hand.

Oow that burn. We have all done that

is that a stealth Nan alert I lovesooty?

“I’m gonna have to step in and help you otherwise we don’t stand a chance”

Does he realise it’s just a swirl of green shit on a plate, he’s not the hero in a world-saving action film?

I really do think they've plumbed new depths with this series so far though.

Alex seems to have coped quite well with this.

Thanks everyone he really is and he's a chef in his kitchen the bald one is known as Wanker Wallace

@Discerning I think it might be.

And more WASTAGE, it really hacks me off in these rounds.

I've burnt my hand by taking an oven tray out of the oven with no glove. Had to get some magic cream from A&E and keep my hand in a plastic bag. I really shouldn't go near kitchens. I probably shouldn't have one.

shall we just talk amongst ourselves? what did you have for your tea/e.m. (evening meal)?

what colour is Gregg's waistcoat? Duckegg or turquoise?

Pizza oddly enough

I haven't had any tea yet. I've just got a new kitchen and I'm a bit overawed by it.

camel spit green Discerning

@Discerning I’m pregnant so had a jacket potato followed by a mini roll. Sophisticated right.

Feel a little silly saying that after my absolute rage at their lack of cooking but I swear I can cook better than that!

ilovesooty - you are not a fake cook who doesn't deserve a new kitchen are you?

2 egg ham, cheese and mixed herb omelette puffed up under the grill.

I had pizza too, loads nicer than the slop they made.

what colour is Gregg's waistcoat? Duckegg or turquoise?

Ooh tricky one, I think we might need the Farrow and Ball paint chart for that one.

I'm still sore and having phantom tooth pains. Can't wait to get back to cooking my yums

Oh yes @Discerning. As fake as they come.

Definite points for making own tacos I think

I'm a bit worried about Josie's child's nutrition in future

Gregg’s waistcoat looks like it’s been crafted from the offshoots of the carpet in my grandma’s bathroom circa 1988